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That's a groaner! #dadjokes

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*Excuse us, can you please throw our frisbeeeeeh back? It flew over the fence.

• Entschuldigung, können Sie bitte unseres Frisbeeeeeh zurückwerfen? Es ist über den Zaun geflogen.

#mähmontag #schafe #schaf #sheep #sillyfinds #animals #urbannature #badjokes #dadjokes

What do you call a reindeer who can write with his left and his right hoof? Bambidextorous. #funny #jokes #dadjokes

tv programme on tonight ‘Weasels: Feisty and Fearless’ has also enabled me to trot out one of my favourite #DadJokes Q: How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A: One’s weasily recognisable and the other’s stoatally different.

I need training before I start my new job at a restaurant. I can’t wait. #funny #jokes #dadjokes

#ThreeGoodThings #3goodthings 1) #DadJokes - colleague who is a recent immigrant & English learner found a book of them and she is so enamored of the genre that she shares a photo of a page of jokes with every communication. (And they’re pretty awwwful in the best way.) 2) Got an apology from someone who behaved badly. Took some guts to own it. 3) Watching new season of #Trying with spouse & kiddo. Characters remain endearing even through the most cringe-inducing choices & situations.

A couple of my friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish. Cheap skates. #funny #jokes #dadjokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

Had a full on conversation with 10-year old about her inventory of #comedy she knows: funny stories, riddle-jokes, #DadJokes, and puns.

I’m delighted to have beaten my friend in a wood cutting competition. He’s a saw loser. #funny #jokes #dadjokes

Hey everyone! This is the artist formerly on Urusai with my new-ish account. I recently transferred over, so wanted to do a quick re-up of my Introduction. Who am I? I'm a 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids. Other descriptors: Christian, enviromancer, leftist, nerd, and a major Animal Crossing / Pokopia enjoyer. Primary Nonsense I Post: Dad jokes, cozy gaming (ACNH, Pokopia), manga, music, NYT Games (Wordle, Strands, Connections - always behind a spoiler). Fav Games: Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Pokémon Crystal, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, F-Zero 99, Super Puzzle Fighter, Pokémon Pokopia Fav Manga: Akane-Banashi, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, Blue Box, Donald Duck Visits Japan #Introductions #Introduction #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon #Pokemon

After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked if I saw how many fangs he had. I said, “I don’t know, I didn’t get close enough to Count.” #funny #jokes #dadjokes

Q: How do you know if an orphan is lying ? A: When he swears on his mother's life. #dadjokes

A guy walks up to the librarian and says: hey, do you have a book about suicide ? The librarian says: Fugg you, you won't return it. #dadjokes

When we all upgrade to Na based batteries charging offpeak will the new tariff be the sodium nitrate ? #dadjokes

Q: What's the difference between a job and wife ? A: Your job still sucks after 5 years. #dadjokes

Did you hear the joke about the skeleton without an arm? It was not very humerus. #dadjokes

Got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy. #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #disnaemakeyoulaugh

“Claude is dead.” — Friedrich Nietzsche #tech #AI #LLMs #LLM #humor #DadJokes #ClaudeCode