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When women have a crush on men
You sure about that
Jabba the Gut
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Careful, she'll hear you.
I Sent an AI to My Job Interview. So Did the Company.
I Sent an AI to My Job Interview. So Did the Company.
I Told My AI Job Interviewer I Love You
I Told My AI Job Interviewer I Love You
Happy Halloween!
Perineum sunning.
Enjoy your Halloween night! #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #reading #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
Last-minute Halloween costumes for tech nerds
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/53819672
Mark Zuckerberg costumes might scare people to death ;)
Feni Govt. Pilot High School – Try To Know Including Its Logo!
Data Analysis, Feni Govt. Pilot High School Including Its Logo~ Founded in 1886, Feni Government Pilot High School stands as one of the oldest and most prestigious educational institutions in Feni and across Bangladesh. With its rich history, the school has become a symbol of pride and excellence in the region. Over the decades, it has produced countless graduates who went on to succeed in education, government, and various professions. Today, it remains one of Feni’s best high schools, combining heritage with academic achievement.
Malaphors
itsvondell:
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
runtime-error:
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
chromalogue:
I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all- time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”
bowtochris:
You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
Sensitive
State troupers have no balls
Fucked up monkey
