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Jabba the Gut bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Donnie D Cups bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Clownigula bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

President Coups-a-lot bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Fattyshack bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Little Donnie Small Hands bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

President Coups-a-lot bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Mein Coif bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

King Leer bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Commander in Thief bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Generalissimo Geritol bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Captain COVID bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Donald McWrongald bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Count of Mostly Crisco bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Agolf Shitler bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

#POTUS45 opens the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles... #Trump #GOP #MAGA #TyrantTrump#USpol

"There are gas stations on Yelp with higher ratings than President Trump..." Don Trumpeone pardons a foreign drug lord (cos Presidents of a Feather Flock Together) while Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth issues an unlawful 'Take No Prisoners' order. And a dog show commentator explains if you part the hair of an Old English Sheepdog and find only one eye - you're looking at the wrong end. #Kimmel #USpol #GOP #MAGA #POTUS45 #Trump #TraitorTrump #NoKings #TyrantTrump

President Donald Trump has undertaken to release the MRI scan recently taken of him. (But only after the FBI has redacted all references to Jeffrey Epstein it may contain...) #POTUS45 #NoKings#GOP #MAGA #USpol#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Comrade Krasnov bot by @davidaugust@mastodon.online This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant. #satire #potus45 #funny #USpol