#maga
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Because I'm from a red state and still have a red state area code, I'm still getting panicky texts from the Republicans. I don't stop them because it's hilarious.
Click if you dare for the greatest pants crapping I've ever seen. 🤣
https://secure.winred.com/mccormick-victory-fund/hannitycca26v2-deathdestruction-sm-mt/#republicans #GOP #MAGA
weird! last night, i had a dream about there being a new, 2026 version of the #goldengirls #tv show! who would even be on a contemporary version? are there even elder actresses with the same cultural cache that the original cast had??? and what topics would it cover? almost no social "anxiety from the 80s and 90s is valid in the 2020s? interracial marriage, #lgbt stuff is basically nothing in 2026! rehabilitating #maga maybe? i dunno but it was a cool #dream! #television #comedy #uspol #culture
GREAT thanks to #MAHA #MAGA #fascism, i was told #NYC Hospitals has not been able to get any #COVID19 #vaccines in stock.
you can, like i just did, walk to any of our public hospitals or clinics, show an identification card, and get a #flu #influenza shot for free.
my doctor's clinic doesn't have the vax either and my neighborhood pharmacy told me they have been priced out of buying it.
last time i checked, CVS demanded i use an app if i wanted the COVID vax. fuck that.
Good Lord, what is Newt smoking? It's gonna come down to who's not in prison.
#2028election #MAGA #GOP #Republicans
Tired: "The girls are fighting"
Wired: "The MAGAs are fighting"
#MAGA
MOAR Republican crash outs!
I TOLD 'em the MAGA grifter class would be terrified! MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!
#MAGA
Let's go check in on how MAGAs are coping... OH MY! Somebody in New Jersey has Talarico Derangement Syndrome.
https://www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/1xpcodu/the_owners_of_dutch_olgas_greenhouse_in_hazlet/#MAGA #midterms #NewJersey
I know you're stuffed, but have another helping of schadenfreude. Laura Loomer is "taking a break" from her grift!
https://nitter.netbub.com/LauraLoomer/status/2118529817540792487#m#LauraLoomer #MAGA
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#maga is melting down, but I tell you now, those fuckers are going to have healthcare, their grandmas are going to be kept healthy and well-fed, their kids are going to get education and medical help. Fuck, we might even make them have Universal Basic Income. They are going to have their fucking lives improved whether they like it or not, along with everyone else.
#Healthcare4All #Medicare4All #UBI #TaxesUsedToHelpThePeople
OMG THIS IS A THING THAT JUST ACTUALLY HAPPENED 💀
Nicki Minaj: Chucky is MAGA! Vote red!
Chucky's creator: GET CHUCKY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!
https://www.vibe.com/news/politics/chucky-nicki-minaj-ai-vote-red-post-1235201695/
#midterms #music #maga
Obviously I DGAF about anything Tucker Carlson wants to offer as "analysis," but if he wants to start a third party and split the remaining Nazi vote in 2028 it's all right by me!
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-end-trump-era-republican-party-midterms_n_6aec7128e4b0f78622d90a49
#Republicans #GOP #MAGA
These stalwarts have been protesting Trump's border wall at Big Bend in Texas for months. Here they are singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" about rejecting the wall. In these protests, many were blue voters outraged at the cruel treatment of immigrants, but even MAGAs joined in. Turns out when Trump screws with beloved natural landmarks even #MAGA gets angry.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DfVeqvdtftd/
#Trump #Texas #midterms
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Would have been even funnier if it had been Abbott's real account with the _TX in the end.
Still, #MAGA got a proper reaming at the #midterms2026, and these sycophants and bigots deserve every bit of that.
LMAO, I said this would happen too. I said that when MAGAs figured out the scam they would turn on grifter class MAGA. Even the ones who will *never* turn on Dear Leader will still savage the enablers.
"I TOLD 'EM, I TOLD 'EM, MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!" -Foul Ole Ron in multiple books by Sir Terry Pratchett
https://www.rawstory.com/mark-levin-2678234560/
#MAGA #midterms
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social #DonaldTrump is a convicted felon and he keeps asking #MAGA morons to pretend that *he’s* on the ballot! 🤷🏻♂️



