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I know things all around the world aren’t great right now, and I’m not going to pretend that things don’t look pretty bleak. I also acknowledge that my attention span and personal interests don’t allow me to follow everything that’s going on around the globe. This is my take on some of the things I follow, after my first coffee of the day. #USpol Trump’s popularity is low. Like really low. The list of failures is stacking up. He’s lost the support of members of his party, some of the conservative press, and has polling so low Guinness is taking notes. If there’s one thing I’d say about the Reflecting Pool, it would be “Release The Epstein Files!” #UKpol #VoteBinface Farage is busy shooting himself in the foot, with Count Binface just helping him aim. Reform is not enjoying the kind of attention they’re receiving, being made to look as ridiculous as they actually are. #UkraineWar #Crimea #SiegeOfCrimea The Siege of Crimea appears to be working. Ukraine has been striking supply routes on land and sea. Putin is becoming as unpopular as Trump. #AI #AIslop Awareness of the economic and environmental impacts of massive data centres is becoming more mainstream, while the general public is getting tired of slop images and videos everywhere they look. Some businesses are being slammed with massive bills for AI use, and feeling backlash over using AI in their products or services from their customers. Several companies have publicly taken a position against AI generated content, either requiring it to be identified, or banning it outright. #RecklessBen #BricksAndMinifigs Reckless Ben and his quest to return Brian Mansell his Star Wars LEGO from Bricks and Minifigs (BAM) is still ongoing. BAM had a gag order placed on Ben after the release of Part 2, but the gag order has been lifted and Part 3 is out. During the saga, Ben has inadvertently exposed a rotten culture of corruption in a number of US law departments, involving the Morman church and the people who run BAM’s Corporate affairs. Keep fighting the good fight. Love and support one another. And maybe take some heart in the fact that the fascists are not having a great time right now either. 🤗🫶

#UKpol #VoteBinface

I’m not so sure Farage has this in the bag. He was expecting to run unopposed and use the media circus to push his fascist agenda and divert attention away from his corruption allegations. Reform have enough support in his electorate that any other credible party would just be subjecting their candidate to Farage’s distasteful politics in the media, with the only reward being a certain loss, because the constituency already rejects their party’s policies in favour of Reform’s rhetoric.

Count Binface really only needs two policies.

1. Count Binface is not Nigel Farage.
2. Electing Count Binface would save the taxpayer from a second £350k by-election.

That’s it. Now Farage in not running unopposed, voters have a second choice, and Farage is going to have to debate and have his policies challenged by a political comedian, who should be able to dissect him like a high school biology project whenever they share a stage.

I understand they’re even examining legislation to allow Count Binface to wear his “head” in Parliament, and the implications of electing a character who would have to appear “in character” as a Member of Parliament.

This is possibly the most entertaining thing in politics right now.

#UKpol #VoteBinface

#VoteBinface For those that don’t know, Binface is the only confirmed candidate to be running against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election. The bookies think Binface is in with a chance!

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COUNT BINFACE’S 2026 MANIFESTO MAKERFIELD GREAT AGAIN!

1. I will cut your taxes, and raise everyone else's.
2. All 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p and Wigan Kebabs to be price-capped at £2.
3. Rephase the traffic lights on Liverpool Road to ease congestion.
4. Corners to be refereed properly in football.
5. People who use speakerphones on public transport to be conscripted.
6. Wifi on trains that works. Also trains that work.
7. The £6.6 million Ashton-in-Makerfield regeneration scheme to be regenerated.
8. Pensions to be double-locked, with an extra little chain on the side.
9. Cyclists who break the highway code to be forced to ride unicycles instead.
10. Elected mayors to be ineligible for Parliament until after their term of office.
11. Free parking at the Gerard Centre to be increased to 3 hours.
12. Auto-renew on all online subscriptions to be abolished immediately.
13. HS to be renamed FFS and rerouted so it ploughs through rail execs' homes.
14. Galloway Bakers' 'Full Monty Bin Lid' breakfast to be Britain's new national dish.
15. Tries in Rugby League to be increased from 4 to 5 points in line with inflation.
16. Ceefax to be brought back for the entire Greater Manchester area.
17. MPs to lose their subsidy for cheap food and drink in Parliament.
18. The hand-dryer in the gents' toilet at the Crown & Treaty pub, Uxbridge to be moved to a more sensible position.
19. Count Binface to be the UK's entrant at Eurovision 2027.
20. I stand by my past manifestos: croissants, Brexit, Trident, building at least one affordable house: I've got it all covered.

Published and promoted by Count Binface, The Count Binface Party, PO Box 818. Tonbridge, TN9 9YF COUNT BINFACE PARTY MAKERFIELD GREAT AGAIN