#limerick

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Follow the money When granny got ripped off tonight, she watched tiny hands with delight. Her savings were gone, but she just said: "Hon, he donates his salary, right?!" #limerick #donation #midterms

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The heroes of past Halloweens are looking like fairies and queens. There is a new 'star' who takes things too far abducting young minors and teens. #limerick #halloween #ice

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social If you're just a typical clown, the master will already frown. But dare to look better, he kicks down the ladder and finds a new idiot in town. #limerick #yourefired

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Enhancing the 'billionaire swiping', a feature called 'indirect sniping' flipped Starlink access from 'great' to 'a mess'. Ukrainian deaths were 'enlightening'. #limerick #starlink #Ukraine

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When Zwyff took a turn round the moon, he cruised like a mindless buffoon. A moon cow at Bailly was blown down the valley. He's jailed and won't get out too soon. #limerick #space #cows

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When traffic lights go for a walk they talk and they talk and they talk! If they can arrange for little more change it's safer at crossing and fork. #limerick #traffic #light

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A manager grabbed at his pits and pulled from the chair where he sits. Might act very wry if you pull his tie, but rarely do cats lose their wits! #limerick #manager #cats

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Thesaurus' extinction came first, as all of his food got quite cursed! While he was still talking, the food kept on walking. Then hunter and prey got inversed ... #limerick #humans #thesaurus

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Some ladies assume the best dinner will make your purse visibly thinner. At gas station table, no price remains stable. She knows that she's out with a winner! #limerick #dinner #diesel #iranwar

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social A snail who was already late was going to be a croc's bait. When reaching the snout the croc had passed out. Its patience had not really paid. #limerick #crocodile #snail

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Once Uncle Sam looked in the pool, reflections were so very cool! Today he finds ways avoiding to gaze and see some desperate old fool. #Limerick #midterms

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Some "lawyers" are pretty "Chinese" and mess up the briefings with ease. Kept far from the press will minimize stress. In SCOTUS they're likely to please! #limerick #chinese #scotus

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Irrational fractions are rare - a line rules them out ev'rywhere! Some number with point cannot be re-joined! So lucky, we don't have to care! #limerick #fraction #fractures #rational #treatment #xray