A comic about accidentally hitting your kids head in a door frame. A joke about a noodle. And a quote about daducation.
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30 posts · Last used Sep 20
I once lived in New Hampshire. I took my time there for granite, but unfortunately it wasn’t meant to be.
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The last thing grandpa said before he kicked the bucket?
“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist! #dadjoke
I finally finished a book on clocks that I’ve been reading for a while.
It was about time.
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to realise it was just a Fanta sea.
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #sodajokeis
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how do you spell hard butter with 4 letters?
goat
My Dad is Dracula (and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald) 🚢 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes
Save-a-Lot has great deal on the medio litro bottles of Mexican Coke. It’s only two bucks a pop.
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Mit dem Argument, dass von #Staubecken doch unsere Wasserversorgung abhängt, konnte ich meine Frau nicht davon überzeugen, dass wir heute nicht putzen müssen.
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#flachwitz
#flachwitzfreitag
Why are peppers the best at archery?
A: Because they Habanero!
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Random memory:
When the Knoxville (TN) Zoo did their first major remodel circa 1980, they added a big African area, both desert and jungle. And they acquired a pair of camels.
They named them Arthur and Guinevere.
Why English names for African animals?
Because they lived in a Camelot. 🥁
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Don't know if #monsterdon has an age limit on movies, but kid and I are watching "Eight Legged Freaks" and I think it would make a fine offering.
Scarlett Johansson is in it, so I had to make the #dadJoke about Black Widow.
My Dad is Dracula (and Ordering a Pizza) 🍕 #webcomicartist #vamps #funnycomic #dadjoke #wholesomememes
