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New server, so it’s time for a new #introduction I’m a #cloud engineer working with #esri #arcgis software in #aws. In the past, I’ve also done #devops, #networking, #sysadmin, and #machinelearning. I live in #philadelphia, I’m a dad, I’ve got a dog, and read or watch the #Sixers in the few minutes of spare time I find. I’m on a nonprofit working to protect and save green space in Philadelphia’s Kensington neighborhood. Go birds.

Hi everyone, I'm Jose. #introduction I've spent 15+ years as a cloud architect, and I write Unified Path Media: plain-English cloud lessons for people changing careers into tech. Six free series, taught in order, from "what's a server?" to writing Terraform. You practice in a free lab on your own computer, so there's no cloud bill while you learn. Ask me anything about getting into cloud. https://unifiedpathmedia.com #CloudComputing #AWS #LearnToCode #CareerChange

Amazon Resilience Pineapple automatically detects failure patterns across your distributed workloads and applies targeted, spiky pressure to underperforming dependencies until they either recover or are removed from the load balancer — a process AWS documentation refers to as "natural toughening." Each Pineapple unit supports up to 10,000 resilience checks per second, with cross-region replication available in us-east-1 and us-east-1 (the second one is different), and the fibrous core retention layer is managed by AWS, meaning you own the data, the encryption keys, the IAM policies, the retry logic, and the underlying conceptual architecture of what resilience means to your organization. Resilience Pineapple is free for the first 500 toughening events per month, after which you are billed per enzyme at $0.000023 per invocation plus a $94 monthly Pineapple Core Retention Fee that applies even when the service is idle, which it will not be. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

AWS Catapult for Retail is a fully managed projectile-trajectory commerce acceleration service that launches your retail workloads toward customers at maximum velocity, with launch angle, payload weight, and arc optimization handled automatically across all three Availability Zones in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes 1,000 launches per month, after which you are billed per launch, per arc-degree of correction, per kilogram of payload, and for the landing zone, which is a separate regional endpoint priced in a currency AWS will determine at press time. IAM permissions are required to configure both the catapult and the thing being catapulted, and these are different permissions. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Unpopular Opinion(?): I want AWS to start charging money for using and simply having IAM users (currently all IAM features are forever free). Having FinOps join my side in the quest for getting rid of legacy IAM users in the organization is power unmatched to what I can do by myself. Once CFO and CISO combine power, realizing that these security gaps costs them money RIGHT NOW (and not in a future potential of cyber incident) will get things moving much quicker. I started working in a big corporate and that's one of the issues they have. too many IAM users. It's disgusting. #aws #security #cloudsec #cloudsecurity #iam #KillYourIAMUsers

PlayStation is hiring Senior Software Engineer (Platform Data Reliability & Automation) 🔧 #golang #ansible #aws #gcp #kafka #kubernetes #nosql #redis #terraform #seniorengineer 🌎 San Diego, California ⏰ Full-time 🏢 PlayStation Job details https://jobsfordevelopers.com/jobs/senior-software-engineer-platform-data-reliability-automation-at-playstation-com-jul-9-2026-e8f08f?utm_source=mastodon.world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=posting #jobalert #jobsearch #hiring

Amazon Mega Resilience Umbrella automatically extends protective coverage across your multi-region architecture by spanning up to 99.999% of failure scenarios, though like any umbrella, it inverts completely in winds exceeding a single Availability Zone outage, at which point AWS recommends purchasing a second umbrella. Coverage radius scales dynamically with your workload and is billed per square meter of protection per millisecond, with diameter expansion events charged separately as an Umbrella Deployment Unit at $0.0000023 each, which is very reasonable until you have 40 billion of them. The Free Tier includes one umbrella per account per month, provided the account was created before the umbrella was announced, you are not in us-east-1, and the umbrella is closed. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Amazon Interactive Furnace for ServiceNow continuously burns through your existing ITSM workflows at temperatures up to 1,400 degrees Celsius, converting legacy ticket data into a fully managed ash of structured JSON events that can be routed to any of the seventeen supported downstream services, six of which are generally available. The Furnace maintains a precise and adjustable heat output calibrated to your organizational change management processes, though provisioned thermal capacity is billed per BTU-hour whether or not combustion occurs, and cross-region heat transfer is charged at standard data transfer rates plus a Furnace Handling Fee that will appear on your bill under a category called Other. The Free Tier includes 750 hours of pilot-light mode per month for the first twelve months, during which the Furnace is on but not actively burning anything, which is also true of several comparable services you are already paying for. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

CVE-2026-89090 - Denial of service in the event stream header decoder in AWS SDK for Go v2 Bulletin ID: 2026-110-AWS Scope: AWS Content Type: Important (requires attention) Publication Date: 09/11/2026 10:00 AM PDT Description: An issue exists in the the EventStream header decoder in AWS SDK for Go v2 in versio... https://aws.amazon.com/security/security-bulletins/rss/2026-110-aws/ #aws #security

Amazon Agentic Analytics Pickle enhances your existing data workflows by complementing up to 6 other AWS analytics services simultaneously, provided those services are correctly tagged, deployed in the same region, and connected via an IAM role with a trust policy you will write mostly by feel. The Free Tier includes 10,000 complementary pairings per month, after which each pairing is billed at $0.0023, plus $0.0019 per agent reasoning token, plus standard data transfer rates, plus a $94 monthly brine storage fee for state persistence that is listed as optional but is not. Currently available in us-east-1, with additional regions planned for a future date that will be announced at re:Invent and then quietly updated to mean the following re:Invent. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Dane klientów Amazona bezpowrotnie stracone. Winne irańskie drony. Amazon właśnie przyznał, że po irańskich atakach na centra danych w Bahrajnie i Zjednoczonych Emiratach Arabskich spora część danych klientów bezpowrotnie przepadła. Sześć miesięcy wojny i trzy ataki Centra danych AWS oberwały atakiem kinetycznym kilka razy: 1 marca irańskie drony uderzają w serwerownie AWS na Bahrajnie i w ZEA; AWS wzywa klientów do migracji do innych regionów i przyznaje im ok. 150 mln USD w kredytach. 1 kwietnia ma miejsce kolejny atak na serwerownie na Bahrajnie. 24 lipca irańska rakieta niszczy ostatni czynny budynek Amazona w Bahrajnie. W regionie ZEA (me-central-1) dane bezpowrotnie przepadły w jednej z trzech stref dostępności (mec1-az2). W Bahrajnie (me-south-1) jest gorzej: AWS nie może przywrócić danych żadnej z trzech stref. Szkody objęły wiele stref dostępności i przekroczyły to, co nasze usługi regionalne i multi-AZ są zaprojektowane wytrzymać Firma zawiesiła billing usługi w obu regionach i wypłacić miała aż 150 mln dolarów w kredytach dla klientów. W przeszłości zdarzały się wyłączenia stref AWS, np. us-east-1 (por. Piorun ubił chmurę Amazonu). Nigdy jednak do tej pory nie doszło do utraty danych z powodu zbombardowania serwerowni. Dlaczego redundancja nie pomogła? Strefa dostępności (Availability Zone, AZ) to w AWS jeden lub więcej fizycznie oddalonych centrów danych z niezależnym zasilaniem i siecią. Usługi typu multi-AZ (np. S3 Standard) mają przeżyć pożar, powódź czy awarię jednego budynku. Ale nie były projektowane na wypadek wojny, czyli sytuacji w której wszystkie trzy AZ danego regionu zostają trafione w ciągu kilku miesięcy. Teoretycznie nic by się nie stało, gdyby po pierwszym ataku, klienci zmigrowali poza swój region. Ale AWS nie replikuje danych [...] #Amazon #AtakKinetyczny #AWS #Backupy #Bombardowanie #Drony #Iran

Pendo is hiring Senior Software Engineer (Backend) 🔧 #cplusplus #golang #java #python #api #aws #gcp #nosql #sql #seniorengineer 🌎 Raleigh, North Carolina ⏰ Full-time 🏢 Pendo Job details https://jobsfordevelopers.com/jobs/senior-software-engineer-backend-at-pendo-io-jul-20-2026-48e61a?utm_source=mastodon.world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=posting #jobalert #jobsearch #hiring

Amazon’s announcement is the first indication that some data stored exclusively in Bahrain and the U.A.E could be gone forever. #uspol #amazon #aws #iran

I believe #AWS is now intentionally trolling Corey Quinn

AWS Hamster is a fully managed wheel-spinning service that continuously rotates your workloads through up to 11 redundant execution cycles per second, ensuring your compute never actually stops moving or arrives anywhere. The Free Tier includes one hamster per account with up to 500 spins per month, after which each additional rotation is billed at $0.0000023, which sounds reasonable until you learn that a standard web application idles at approximately 40 million spins per hour. IAM policies for cross-account hamster federation are configured separately and are, per our documentation, left as an exercise for the reader. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

Hackers Actively Exploiting PaperCut Servers Command Execution Vulnerabilities Indicators extracted from public reporting. Source: https://cybersecuritynews.com/papercut-command-execution-flaws-exploited/ Pulse ID: 6a9e6e1a6891a0ac0d93faec Pulse Link: https://otx.alienvault.com/pulse/6a9e6e1a6891a0ac0d93faec Pulse Author: CyberHunter_NL Created: 2026-09-07 07:56:10 Be advised, this data is unverified and should be considered preliminary. Always do further verification. #AWS #CyberSecurity #HTTP #HTTPS #InfoSec #OTX #OpenThreatExchange #RCE #bot #CyberHunter_NL

Reltio is hiring Staff Engineer 🔧 #java #aws #azure #gcp #nosql 🌎 Bangalore ⏰ Full-time 🏢 Reltio Job details https://jobsfordevelopers.com/jobs/staff-engineer-at-reltio-com-aug-26-2026-0ff87c?utm_source=mastodon.world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=posting #jobalert #jobsearch #hiring

CVE-2026-85781 - Unverified access point ownership in Amazon EFS CSI Driver Bulletin ID: 2026-099-AWS Scope: AWS Content Type: Important (requires attention) Publication Date: 09/04/2026 11:45 AM PDT Description: The Amazon EFS CSI Driver is an open-source Kubernetes Container Storage Interface (CSI) dr... https://aws.amazon.com/security/security-bulletins/rss/2026-099-aws/ #aws #security

AWS Interactive Migration Hamster continuously runs your workload assessment in a wheel of automated discovery, spinning at up to 10,000 RPM across 847 source configurations simultaneously, though sustained throughput requires provisioning a second hamster in a separate Availability Zone for redundancy, sold separately. Migration paths are surfaced through the Hamster Console, the Hamster CLI, the legacy Hamster SDK, the new Hamster SDK, the community-supported Hamster Terraform provider, and a Step Functions workflow the documentation describes as "not recommended but supported." The Free Tier includes one hamster for 750 hours per month for the first 12 months, after which each additional hamster is billed at $0.23 per wheel-rotation with a minimum commitment of 40 million rotations, and data transfer out of the hamster is priced separately. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

MongoDB is hiring Staff Technical Program Manager, Site Reliability Engineering 🔧 #aws #azure #gcp #kubernetes #mongodb #programmanager 🌎 Dublin, Ireland ⏰ Full-time 🏢 MongoDB Job details https://jobsfordevelopers.com/jobs/staff-technical-program-manager-site-reliability-engineering-at-mongodb-com-may-14-2026-89df61?utm_source=mastodon.world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=posting #jobalert #jobsearch #hiring