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  "The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. "The Answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything" #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago," continued Marvin. ..."And that was with a coffee machine." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "You, Mr. President, are the most philosophunculistic, moronic, steatopygic excuse for a politician that it has ever been my good fortune to not vote for, and if I thought for one second that this crappy Universe deserved any better, then I would pay, out of my own pocket you understand, to have you assassinated."—Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "I'm looking for someone." "Who?" hissed the insect. "Zaphod Beeblebrox," said Marvin, "he's over there." The insect shook with rage. It could hardly speak. "Then why did you ask me?" "I just wanted something to talk to," said Marvin. "What!" "Pathetic, isn't it?" #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number." "Er, five," said the mattress. "Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?" The mattress was much impressed by this and realized that it was in the presence of a not unremarkable mind. #Hitch...

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  "Well sir," snapped the fragile little creature, "if you could be a little cool about it..." "Look," said Zaphod. "I'm up to here with cool, okay? I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis. Now will you move before I blow it?" #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Zaphod: The building's being bombed! Who in their right minds would want to bomb a publishing company? #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "If I asked you where the hell we were," said Arthur weakly, "would I regret it?" Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said. "Oh good," said Arthur. "We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, "in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet." "Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previo...

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  "The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  He was wrong to think he could now forget that the big, hard, oily, dirty, rainbow-hung Earth on which he lived was a microscopic dot on a microscopic dot lost in the unimaginable infinity of the Universe. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Arthur: So we’re actually going to land in a minute? Captain: Well, not so much land, in fact...I think as far as I can remember we were programmed to crash on it. Arthur/Ford: Crash?! Captain: Yes, it’s all part of the plan, I think. There was a terribly good reason for it which I can’t quite remember at the moment... Ford: You’re a load of useless bloody loonies! Captain: Ah, yes, that was it. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  A tremendous feeling of peace came over him. He knew that at last, for once and for ever, it was now all, finally, over. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Ford Prefect: You know, in these sorts of situations it's really good to have a guide to help you. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off." Zaphod #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  The ship was rocking and swaying sickeningly as Ford and Zaphod tried to wrest control from the autopilot. The engines howled and whined like tired children in a supermarket. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Marvin: Another publishing company. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "This is terrific," Arthur thought to himself, "Nelson's Column has gone, McDonald's have gone, all that's left is me and the words Mostly harmless. Any second now all that will be left is Mostly harmless. And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  The ship was rocking and swaying sickeningly as Ford and Zaphod tried to wrest control from the autopilot. The engines howled and whined like tired children in a supermarket. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "The chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied ... Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  "I'd far rather be happy than right any day." "And are you?" "No, that's where it all falls down, of course." "Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise." #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

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  People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot