Arthur: So we’re actually going to land in a minute? Captain: Well, not so much land, in fact...I think as far as I can remember we were programmed to crash on it. Arthur/Ford: Crash?! Captain: Yes, it’s all part of the plan, I think. There was a terribly good reason for it which I can’t quite remember at the moment... Ford: You’re a load of useless bloody loonies! Captain: Ah, yes, that was it. #HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot