2026-09-17 01:36 UTC
Dogs vs cats
Replies (8)
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@mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-17 01:41
Golden retriever brings toy to burglar.
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@random_character_a@lemmy.world 2026-09-17 03:16
Cats…owners?
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@the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca 2026-09-17 06:38
🤣🥰
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@the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca 2026-09-17 06:41
It is like having a partner. They ain’t no tool. They played their cards right and they know you ain’t gonna do shit. Sheet kitty tiny but where are dem dinosaurs?
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@Mucki@feddit.org 2026-09-17 07:25
Third one should say: “I have no owner”
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@PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 2026-09-17 07:39
And owner loves me for it.
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-09-17 08:28
Attack boy Good boy Gremlin
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@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-17 11:52
Pomeranians: “HOW DARE YOU WALK ON MY SIDE OF THE STREET!! I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ONE AT A TIME AND MAKE YOU WATCH!!!” Random Person: “wtf is this pipsqueak barking at?” Pomeranians: “…THEN I WILL SLICE OFF PIECES OF YOUR FLESH STARTING WITH YOUR FINGERS AND TOES AND KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER???”