Pomeranians: “HOW DARE YOU WALK ON MY SIDE OF THE STREET!! I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY ONE AT A TIME AND MAKE YOU WATCH!!!” Random Person: “wtf is this pipsqueak barking at?” Pomeranians: “…THEN I WILL SLICE OFF PIECES OF YOUR FLESH STARTING WITH YOUR FINGERS AND TOES AND KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER???”