2026-11-08 22:24 UTC
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Clocky, the extra loud alarm clock that runs away from you. You know, because having to wake up in the morning wasn't miserable enough already.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004MSMUGI?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.SNQ2FVCED43Z&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.SNQ2FVCED43Z_1794172212818
Replies (4)
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@filmfreak75@mastodon.social 2026-11-08 22:29
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social diabolical
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-11-08 22:56
Please don't stomp Clocky to death. It's not his fault he was programmed to be such an asshole.
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-11-08 23:28
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social ::hate rises::
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@wcbdata@vis.social 2026-11-10 02:18
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social The story behind Clocky is awesome, tho! (Local hero around these parts...) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clocky