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<p>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.</p>

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    I&#39;m still disappointed they didn&#39;t have any flamethrowers in 300.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Snail Blanket. Did you know that a snail&#39;s shell is the hardest material on Earth? It is virtually indestructible. Please do not test this out for yourself. https://collabs.shop/ontr6s

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    I don&#39;t think we should have birthright citizenship. I think you should only become an American citizen if you defeat a current citizen in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. This is what almost every other country in the world does.

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    We made a comic about a duck pond.

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    That explains why their names are so hard to pronounce.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy Burger Pin. I think some people don&#39;t understand how insane it is that Texas went blue this election. To put things in perspective, this is what the average Texan voter looks like. https://collabs.shop/ownpwf

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    Anything to save a dollar.

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    Jared Leto is the worst.

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    Feeling stressed about the elections? Take your mind off the potential collapse of our society by checking out tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Khopesh. Nothing makes me feel less tense than a good ol&#39; hand forged Egyptian sword. https://collabs.shop/idf7jd

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    Poor Brian.

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    Obviously.

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    Remember, it&#39;s not important who wins or loses today. All that matters is that you have fun at the polls.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fat Pigeon Pin. Pigeons, much like humans, select the alpha male in the flock solely based on who is the most perfectly round. https://collabs.shop/w5vfy2

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    Is nothing sacred anymore?

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    Wow, I somehow never knew this.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &quot;Send All Billionaires To Space&quot; Patch. Abolish ICE, create DABA (Deport All Billionaires Agency). https://collabs.shop/yvqayw

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    We made a comic about waffle fries.

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    I love sloths.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Swamp Puppy Pin. It is technically legal to have a service alligator, but only if you live in Florida. And you do not need to be disabled to have one, because legally speaking, being from Florida is a disability. https://collabs.shop/0euvcj

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    It was a massive scandal at the time.

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    Incredible.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Vintage Mushroom Blanket. It is true that some mushrooms are poisonous, but only if they bite you. Since most mushrooms don&#39;t have mouths they are relatively harmless. https://collabs.shop/grsfpr

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    Wow.

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    Went to a bar with my wife after not seeing her for 20 years.

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    Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Hotdog Seagull Pin. Seagulls are such lawless creatures. They live every day like they&#39;re in a Mad Max movie. Stealing from the weak. Soaring as fast as possible. Pecking Tom Hardy. https://collabs.shop/i3sfhw

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    That&#39;s so interesting.

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    Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#39;I Literally Do Not Know What I&#39;m Doing&quot; Hat. Me too, hat friend, me too. https://collabs.shop/znwhru

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    That&#39;s fucked up.

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    Happy Halloween! Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Bat Pin. He is the official mascot of Halloween, and anyone who tries to tell you different is drunk. https://collabs.shop/n2xkyq

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    That&#39;s crazy.