#textsfromdogs

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Help! I cleaned up the tasty string from the roast dinner you accidentally dropped, and now I've got an itchy bum. (True story - the yorkie had to have the string removed the same way as starting a lawnmower) #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames

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It's almost too dark to text in here. As for reading a book? Forget about it. #TextsFromDogs#HashtagGames

Cat ate your homework #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

CHEESE NOW #TextsFromDogs#HashTagGames

Why is it called a hot dog? #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

My human says I'm getting fixed. I didn't know I was broken! #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

If you come home and find garbage everywhere, it was probably a raccoon that broke in. Definitely wasn’t me. I’ve been waiting by the door and crying since you left. #TextsFromDogs#HashtagGames

The cat is in my bed! The cat is in my bed! What do I do? #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. There's a squirrel. He's gone now. #TextsFromDogs#HashTagGames

Fifi's in heat! #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

Seriously?!? Where are you going? (3 seconds after closing the door) #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

Sniffed out your boyfriend. Gurl, he's cheating on you. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

Oh gawd, your brother-in-law is coming over. I get fleas every time he does #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

Call the toddler warden, the kid just bit me. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

I know it's not bacon... #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

Hello, Shaggy. Scooby here. I've got bad news: We're trailing the monster in the polls, and elections are just around the corner. Could you spare just five Scooby snacks today? We need you to help us close the gap and help the meddling kids defeat the bad guys. If you miss this text, don't worry; I'll be sending you another one every three minutes until you respond or block me. #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

We've been trying to contact you regarding your cat's extended warranty... #TextsFromDogs #HashTagGames

The cat's in the cradle #TextsFromDogs #HashtagGames