@neoluddite@aus.social @HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @fesshole@mastodon.social
All right, let's spell it out:
Lads, every morning in the shower, wash and rinse your tackle (including under the foreskin if you have one) and your bum crack. Do it in that order so that facial microbes don't get on to your
#penis. Use a soft, moisturising
#soap — Dove rather than Shield — because you don't want that skin to dry out and crack.
After taking a dump, keep wiping your bum until the toilet paper comes back looking clean.
Learn to enjoy the sensation of being clean rather than stewing in your own filth and BO.
That's it. That's all we're talking about.