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Hawk's actor is kind of bland looking and a little stiff acting, but he's got a good deep voice. Honestly so far this feels like a movie that was intended to be an animated feature but the animator suffered a fatal heart attack and they just had to move on with making a movie the old fashioned way. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Why do half the scenes feel like they were filmed as the set up for a Monty Python's Holy Grail segment? I guess foggy old England was just like that in the late 70s #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Forgot to post this last night. Lotta stuff happened in this movie. 😆 #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

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I’m glad I finally got to see #HawkTheSlayer, though in retrospect I now realize I may have confused it with the better budgeted “Krull.” Still, it made for a worthy #Monsterdon flick. Even if the plot was lifted from somebody’s AD&D campaign, any movie with Jack Palance chewing scenery, random synth music soundtrack, and death by silly string isn’t all bad. I loved that it took itself seriously, but not ponderously. Great pick, everybody. Well done!

I got up late, haven't been commenting on Hawk the Slayer, but no joke this is one of my favorite fantasy movies. It has so little budget, but it's willing to do *anything* just like a D&D party. Hawk isn't the most emotional dude but he rides & fights OK. Giant & Dwarf are the *best*. I often had half-giants in my old D&D campaigns. The nuns, like all Clerics, are fucking useless. Synth soundtrack's kick-ass. Old Man Palance is miscast as "brother" but still cool. #monsterdon #hawktheslayer

Mirror trickery Wizard: "THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL" (but there never was, despite attempts). ★★★★★ beats the FUCK out of those shitty "Dungeons & Dragons" movies. #monsterdon #hawktheslayer #dnd

Oh yeah, full sweep in this weeks #monsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Meanwhile on Black Adder. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Holy Christian Chicken Batman! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

And now for the food humor based portion of our feature. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Okay so we have a 2 meter tall "giant", who's filmed like he's maybe 6'2" with thick boots. And we have a "dwarf" who (according to the only site I can find info, in german) is 1.5 meters tall. But filmed like he's 5'5" #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

So this movie is like 24% flashback by volume? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Not bad shooting for a guy with one eye. #monsterdon #hawktheslayer

Hoser me. Don’t burn the dorf! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

The way these guys ride, they’re gonna need more than talcum powder #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

"Would that it t'were so" #monsterdon #hawktheslayer

Nice of the witch to copy-paste Hawk's horse. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

This last 20 minutes could have been a party select screen. #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

@amyfou@lingo.lol Because it's fun! I mean, it must be fun or they'd stop doing it, right? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer