#barelysatire

A. Rivera @bloodravenlib@mas.to

· 4mo ago

#BarelySatire

Tips For Cooling Your Home https://theonion.com/tips-for-cooling-your-home/

FTA: "Spill the blood of a fat ox to appease the spirits who have cursed the land with unnatural heat."

#weather #climate #GlobalWarming

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Tips For Cooling Your Home

More than two dozen states are experiencing extreme heat. The Onion shares tips for keeping your home cool and comfortable amid record-breaking temperatures. Press a cold, damp towel against your home’s pulse points. Take contortionist classes until you can fit inside the freezer. Fire your gun in the air as a warning to the sun […]

A. Rivera @bloodravenlib@mas.to

· 4mo ago

#BarelySatire

Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity https://theonion.com/anti-vaxxer-dating-app-gaining-popularity/

#ThisIsAmerica #stupid (c)

Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity

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Anti-Vaxxer Dating App Gaining Popularity

Unjected, a dating app for unvaccinated people that began in 2021, has been gaining popularity, currently boasting 65,000 active users. What do you think?

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