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  Steven Miller is a domestic terrorist and an enemy of the state.

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  If you did a shot every time she said the snakes name you'd be dead now #monsterdon

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  Physics is OFF #monsterdon

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  I'm fine with the 60-foot ape, I just think she'd be cold in that dress... sorry, wrong #monsterdon

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  Is that mold on the ceiling? Much more dangerous than giant snake. #monsterdon

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  "Why haven't you notified the rail service?" "We were busy staring at the snake, boss." #monsterdon

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  Oh, y'all fucked now #monsterdon

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  Ricky tingy tavi no sa rembo #monsterdon

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  Not immune to mid-movie lack-of-monster-itis though. #monsterdon

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  Fake Mac-10, fake scorpion, fake Thompson, somebody had fun. At least they're not using the same gun over an over in every shot. #monsterdon

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  I like they're doing the work to establish the snake as cool so we'll root for it as a kaiju. #monsterdon

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  Again with the grass skis? Starting to feel like product placement. #monsterdon

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  Hey, isn't that the snake from Conan? #monsterdon

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  Car blows up spectacularly for no reason... and I'm not even mad. Objectively, this movie ought to be easier to make fun of than Zarkorr! because this one seems like it's taking itself seriously, yet somehow it's not. It feels... earnest. Plus, the dubbing is actually not badly done. And that's hard. #monsterdon

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  Hey, they're making an effort at least. Oh hey look, exciting bad guy action! This movie is great. #monsterdon

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  Snake in a Bucket! Fun for the whole family! Get yours now! Ronco bucket snake! #monsterdon

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  Ah, apparently the entire SFX budget went to the SIX sound editors. Makes sense when you've got a single track recording. #monsterdon

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  Is he bluffing his way out of trouble, or rallying the team at halftime? #monsterdon

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  Insert stock shot of jet #monsterdon

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  Wait, the hacker guy is ALSO the token disabled guy? Of course he is. Who else would sit in front of a computer all day and all night besides someone in a wheelchair. 🤨 #monsterdon

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  Well the good news is it's more than half over #monsterdon

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  "I'm armed!" (cops not impressed) "he's a postal worker!" "ok, calm down buddy" no easy stereotypes for this #monsterdon 😆

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  Let's be honest people, the real reason we NEED hashtags is not for search, but for filtering. Which is my way of say I might #monsterdon this evening. You have been warned.

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  Any immigrant to the USA has already demonstrated that they are of better character than any MAGAt, simply by trying to come here. Immigrants >>> MAGA

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  @kardinal691@mastodon.online FFS. heroim slava

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  @slop duck season

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  @ShiitakeToast Yes, exactly, and if you just change your flour type a little bit it's easy to go from pizza to rolls or biscuits, whatever. Iam going to try and be more regular with my feeding schedule and then use 'discard' to make biscuits during the week and bagels on the w/e. @MintSpies

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  @ShiitakeToast @MintSpies I'm using a sourdough starter and I am reasonably accurate when feeding, but when making a batch of dough, I try and use a generous 1/4 cup pf starter then 4 cups flour, then exactly 2 tsp salt and 2 tbsp sugar, (because I read that you don't want to shock the yeast by direct contact with salt and sugar) and 1 & 1/2 cups of water, but then every time I have to adjust the consistency (usually with more flour) until it's in a kneadable condition.

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  @SCALETHEORY whats ass backwards is being upset that the reg for the draft is now automatic. who gives a fuck if its bits or pisscards, the fucking draft is wrong but everyone here butthurt over which FUCKING SYSTEM is possible. get the fuck over yourselves amd go check your own voter reg, just like I do IN THE STATE WITH AUTO REG FUCK YOUR NANNY STATE

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  @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Do I have my keys?" after checking at least 3 times.