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  My personal spy had enough and left me for another mark half way through last night's #monsterdon

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  And already I must fight my old nemesis... JAMES HORNER! YOU SELF PLAGIARIZING FUCK! #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Korr trained under The Sphinx from Mystery Men. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  This is the worst game of Magic The Gathering I've ever played. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Anyone else feel like they've been in this cave before in another movie? #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Perfect scene. It would have only been improved if they had the license to Tubthumper. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Y'all should open Wikipedia and read the Production section for this film. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Ni! #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  We all *know* what you are, Simon. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Your *every* desire Simon... Such as your desire to have an apple in your mouth while being slowly roasted over a spit. #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  Well, I didn't expect a Joxter cameo, but I'll take it! "That's....not..." 🎵Jox-ster! Joxster the Might-ty! 🎵 #monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

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  So, if anyone tries to suggest "When Worlds Collide!" (1951) for #monsterdon Don't. Peak 1950s whiteness, boring dialog, eugenics, utterly dull plot for a world ender, and, most importantly, not even fun to riff.

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  And he's still evil. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  "Is there anywhere we haven't seen?" Well, there's the library, the attic, the secret crypt in the basement, the spare secret crypt we keep for emergencies, the back 40, the bathroom... #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  Gaslighting, greasepaint, getting gone... #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  There goes a man with congenital stick-up-the-ass. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  🎶 (Not) dune mov-ie...theeeme....(not) dune mov-ie theeeeeme... 🎶 #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  That would make him more a necromancer than a warlock, wouldn't it? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  Ahhh, OSHA non-compliance stairs. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  The heating bill on this place is INSANE. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  It's right next to the sign reading "doom eternal for all who enter." #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  Man, don't you hate Tuesdays? Every night the villagers tying me to a tree to burn me alive, me giving the same prognostication of doom, naming each of my tormentors. God, It's so DULL.... #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  Waitaminute....they aren't reusing the set from The Pit and the Pendulum? Also a Vincent Price film? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  The theme to Lynch's Dune just can't get started.... #monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace1963

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  It's a well known fact that vampires hate jazz music. #monsterdon #thelastmanonearth

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  Damn, man. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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  So, the vampire-ur-zombies are easy enough to slap away, but can easily dig themselves from under 6 feet of earth. Gotcha. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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  Morgan, just play the Cruxshadows at top volume. Zombies *hate* emo. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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  Turns out the dog is a skilled blacksmith and fantastic with a polearm. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

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  THE LAST DOG ON EARTH. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964