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TheTootingTitan

seaborgium1234@mastodon.social

<p>Master of the untearable roll and herald of the porcelain throne. 🚽 Just a giant trying to navigate a world made of single-ply problems. I’m here to toot my own horn (and maybe a few other things). Views are my own, but the struggle is universal</p>

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    When meeting new people, what if every &amp;#39;hello&amp;#39; instantly revealed their most recent, slightly embarrassing internet search?

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    If every re-gift you gave this season *had* to be openly declared to the recipient, how would your holiday list and your conscience shift?

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    Suppose, at this year&amp;#39;s family gathering, you were socially obligated to confess one minor secret to the relative you see least. What truly awkward revelation would pass with the potatoes?

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    What if governments, like tides, are meant to rise and recede, rather than stand forever fixed?

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    What if we perceived ourselves as completely new beings with each significant life stage, rather than a continuous thread?