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  Tired: AI girlfriend Wired: MSS girlfriend

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  WHELP... TIL that all you have to do to display a URL _and_ make it a link in Markdown is put it in _angle brackets_, like this: ... _not_ like I've been doing for years now: [http://foo․com](http://foo․com)

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  #NewBusinessPlan a new theorem proving language and environment that is up front with users about generating absurdly large proofs, called HƎⱯVY

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  ok... I _finally_ wrote the summary for my latest PR and because my Product Manager/Girlfriend approved of it, i.e., she said it "looks cromulent to me", I think it's ready to merge!!! https://codeberg.org/quephird/slocc/pulls/10

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  The formally-known-as “Top Fitness” place down the street from us has now rebranded itself to “360 Fitness” which proves that they realized that bottoms can want to be fit as well.

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  #NowWatching

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  Ok… the gummie is dropping now… but nevertheless just looking at the demos and the docos for SwiftTUI, this shit is wiiillldddddddd: https://swifttui.sh

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  I asked Becca to carry me out of bed into the kitchen to get my cup of coffee, and then bring me to the living room, all while continuing to scratch my head and back… and she said no. ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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  OMFG I’M GOING TO SOCAL AGAIN IN SIX DAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  All of the news today is horrible so I’ve been basically spending the entire day cuddled next to my girlfriend and taking naps in between word games.

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  Becca just explained to me how Swift’s parameter packs are used and why… and my mind is blown…

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  I’m upset that there exists Swift mangling but not Swift womangling #DeepThoughts

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  I'm writing unit tests using the Swift Testing framework now and OMFG I LOVE PARAMETERIZED TESTS AAAAAAAAAA 😻😻😻

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  I just determined that if Chewbacca had a sister, her name ought to be Chewbecca. #DeepThoughts #StarWars

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  I guess the local Mattress Firm allows you to do cocaine while shopping there…

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  ok... this game RULES https://anthropeum.com h/t @steve@discuss.systems

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  If Lyndon Johnson had been the first person to set foot on the moon, the message to the Earth would have been instead, “One small step for man— *lets out giant belch*— uh, one giant leap for mankind.”

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  @joe@f.duriansoftware.com I just _had_ to share this with you. https://bsky.app/profile/histoftech.bsky.social/post/3mqdz64hick24

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  ALL RIGHT, FINE… I’LL PUT ON A BRA SO I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO PUT MY FUCKING IPHONE WHILE I COOK AND DJ AND DANCE IN KITCHEN WHILE IN MY BLACK VELVET GOWN #GirlProblems

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  Avasarala is KILLLLLINNGGGGGGG me with her metallic pantsuits this season… #TheExpanse

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  Before I lose this thought and return to drawing, can anyone point me to any resources regarding compiler and/or REPL architecture, specifically that talk about the challenges of making a REPL for a language _that compiles to byte code_?

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  Ok, I’ve seen this before and I guffaw loudly every single time.

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  A thread of photos I took yesterday on the way to and during #SFTransMarch…

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  @eruonna@lgbtqia.space @malcircuit@thingy.social INDEED

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  I vaccinated Becca just now… WITH HAWTNESS 💋💉

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  WHELP… looks like I’m never gonna buy Monument Valley 4 if even it actually gets made and is amazing. ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ__ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ https://aftermath.site/video-game-job-security/

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  Maybe GitHub can try to aspire to five _eights_ of uptime???

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  My new programming language is going to be used only by people like me, and I’m gonna call it FORTRANS 💅🏻🏳️‍⚧️ https://f.duriansoftware.com/@joe/116478473986550969

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  If I created a symbolic link to the `sudo` utility, would that make it a… sudo-nym? I’M HERE ALL WEEK