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<p>Me (Peli), cats Robber and Conroy.</p><p>Chipping away at a romance series, first three books complete. Happy to send epub on request.</p><p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C6DY9S3M" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">amazon.com/dp/B0C6DY9S3M</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C9BVXFMS" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">amazon.com/dp/B0C9BVXFMS</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://a.co/d/8grDISX" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">a.co/d/8grDISX</span><span class="invisible"></s
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Keep chickening out on buying the rope. I don&#39;t know why. It goes in and out of cart and for later, indefinitely. Have never enjoyed being alive. When Robber goes, I think I&#39;m done. Conroy still has that kitten spirit, loves everything, he&#39;ll be fine.
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HE POOPED. ROBBER FINALLY POOPED!!! Gonna keep up with the laxatives for a couple more days to be sure but oh my god I have never experienced such joy in scooping a litter box.
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My man pretending to be offended by the beef-flavored glucosamine and laxative drops and definitely not having a big groom to rub the goodness all over his face.
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Another favorite memory: my mother going off on me that she &quot;didn&#39;t even rate clean towels&quot; when there were TWO! ENTIRE SETS! BRAND NEW! NEVER USED! in the guest bathroom. Every time she comes into my space something breaks and any idea I have to fix it, I get a lecture on how bad and dumb I am.
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Gift article. https://wapo.st/4cqXzyF It is never okay. What are you, a Ferengi? Feeeeeeeemales. Instantly gives permanent ick. Do better. Or put a ring on your fleshlight. Honestly don&#39;t care which, as long as you stay away from women until you figure out your issues.
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Criminally underrated album. I dreamt tomorrow had a prettier face. I dreamt tomorrow would have better things to say than you look like SHIT what&#39;s your problem, BITCH your legs feel like sandpaper, you can&#39;t do anything right. https://youtu.be/JBg0uO7osQQ?si=jkodA8tZlzhV0rMu
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Robs gradually doing better. His x-rays were very good for his age, kidney numbers borderline as they have been for years now. Vet thinks he tweaked his back and yes, some constipation evident on the x-ray. Took a few days for the stronger stool softener to kick in but he&#39;s far more comfortable already. Just trying to keep him from jumping and stairs for a while. Meanwhile I spent my morning projectile-vomiting up my new anti-nausea drug. Whee, stress.
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Conroy: elegant, dignified. Also Conroy: fully POOFED from fleeing the smell of his own poop.