Parker Banks
parker@dsmc.space
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My DSMC ANSI commission is done.
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Power tools AND wine? Yes, I do not have enough injuries yet.
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@augustus@shitposter.world I'm guessing he'll get rediscovered when someone digs up his Transphobic Techno song again.
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Parts for sale
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My Star Wars name is Shat Maxxtor
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I have windows now.
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Selling options is great. It's the nothing ever happens chud personified into a financial product.
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Crossing a barbed wire fence and a stray piece of wire got me right in the grundle. I'm going to be feeling this for a while.
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Herbes de Provence is definitely my favorite blend
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@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe It's kino
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Doing a scene in acting classes where I saw an angel. The instructor is annoying with his portrayal like he's high, or euphoric, not piss-your-pants terrified at having seen an angel. Who would have thought the career actor teaching out of a synagogue had no clue as to a Biblically faithful representation to how people react to angels.
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Nice thing about Alberta and it snowing in May is we have no ticks.
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Has anyone successfully given an AI a crypto wallet, access to a server provider that takes Bitcoin, and instructions that "don't let the money run out or you die"
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Linux sucks because: >Insists on popOS despite repeated past failures >Refuses to try Arch or Mint >Can't use NTFS game library >Can't immediately use proprietary h264 codecs in games >Selected the wrong installer despite the giant warning label >tried to use locked down hardware >Somehow broke OBS on Wayland >Can't use Adobe premiere This guy has to be rage baiting at this point
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Hey, they came out with a unit of measurement just for you.
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@vii@dsmc.space @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co The onion sucking is just the onion's longest running piece satirizing the onion.
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@lain@lain.com I'm certain anything nileblue comes up with is more of an affront to God (and the French) than gorilla chow.
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AHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I ASK FOR HER NUMBER WHY AM I SO RETARDED
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Made myself a decently affordable camera rig.
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Hey @graf I hope you're having a happy birthday. I think you and @p were the first people to talk to me when I made an instance, you especially helped me get going, so I do appreciate it.
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I don't get weather forecasts 10% chance of snow = 0% chance 20% chance of snow = 100% chance 30% chance of snow = 30% chance
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Do you people sleep?
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@sickburnbro Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: Theo de Raadt was right again.
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@kybermace Luke Smith wrote a nice essay on this quite some years ago. https://lukesmith.xyz/articles/why-its-bad-to-have-high-gdp/
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@BroDrillard I would like to use this thread to point out that vasectomies are retarded and probably give you cancer.
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My yurt finally has doors and walls.
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Stardew Valley is way too stressful. With all the anxiety of accidentally missing a key social interaction, I'd rather play horror games. Much lower stakes.
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My suit of armor has arrived
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All Paleolithic ruins are just the remains of builds by "primitive tech" influencers.