¬ne'er-do-well 🐕
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<p>owl-turned-lark | antiwork enthusiast | monotasker | tortoise reader | antitheistic misotheist | Murphyjitsuka | Epicurean E̶u̶d̶a̶i̶m̶o̶n̶i̶s̶t̶ | positively thigmotactic | socioanhedonic | serial binger | musical omnivore | kinophile | antinatalist | autodidactic ersatz erudite | e-tsundoku sensei | sporadic indulgence in non-superhero comics, audio dramas and indie games</p>
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so anyway proper legal documents in Comic Sans when https://youtu.be/0Ck-NPqf2c8
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you know there&#39;s no time like Tuesday the 15th to be rewatching Friday the 13th
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my limitations do not limit me
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in case anyone here has me mistaken for an idiotic fool, I&#39;d like to clarify that I&#39;m actually a foolish idiot
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i thought I was liking pictures of cool looking centipedes this entire time but turns out y&#39;all have been posting pictures of something called an integrated circuit 😭
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privacy-respecting KYC
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monkemaxxing
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you know I&#39;ve lost any and all respect I ever had for you when I realize the only thing you do with consistency is lie through your teeth but *you don&#39;t even do that well* 🙃
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if I ever get arrested for any of my serious crimes, please fight for my right to toot from jail
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chatgpt ew
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Gemini ew
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Claude ew
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all in all, a pretty bad fkn day. my tempers flared despite my best attempts to tame the beast within. having trouble turning the brain off. ugh. the sunrise tomorrow better bring me calm 🔪
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Murderbot Season 2 cast is glowing!!
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love that Legal Eagle did a breakdown video of Obsession 🤣
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*must* one imagine Sisyphus happy? 🤔
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"i never get any notifications on Fedi :(" have you tried tooting the word 'cat' about it?
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nanoskin that adjusts UPF based on UV index factoring in reflected UV so we don&#39;t have to bother with sunscreen WHEN
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i rmmbr years ago when someone on r/nin said he&#39;s a fan from India and that either people don&#39;t know the band or don&#39;t like them at all, and asked if there are any other fans in India, and the response was &quot;no, they&#39;re all over there&quot; &quot;WHERE&quot; &quot;THERE&quot; it still cracks me up
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Spin Magazine&#39;s review of Trent Reznor by Matt Thompson will forever be my most favorite review lol
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verify your ¬ne&#39;er-do-well backup passphrase
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Be the villain you want to see in the world.
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AI will now do your shitposting for you so you can work for two more hours in the office
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a lot of people complain that I never smile but it&#39;s not because I don&#39;t smile but because my smiles are a premium feature
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proton drive still has a loooooooong way to go
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watching the team of Omni-Man, Invincible, Thaedus, and Speed Racer obliterate Viltrum was cathartic
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in my dream last night Watney met up with Grace and grew potatoes on Erid lol
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Becky Smethurst on Doctor Mike lessgoo she&#39;s saying sciency things I don&#39;t understand but lessgoo
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goodnight cutie patooties :BlobhajBlanketSlate: we&#39;ll wake up tomorrow and BLAST the Nine Inch Noize album!!
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also, just had to say that Thragg is an idiot who should&#39;ve killed Nolan and Mark and *then* gone to Earth. letting them live because Viltrumites are few in numbers is weak reasoning. you could&#39;ve made more Viltrumites after taking over Earth. v disappointed in the grand regent. typical &#39;badan chauda, akal lavda&#39; behavior. kbye