Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
julianlawson@beige.party
<p>Not half the man he used to be. </p><p>My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, in a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and £5 sunglasses. </p><p>Hobbies: designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake.</p><p>Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli.</p><p>Work: Project management.</p><p>Chief Subjunctintendent. Part of the furniture.</p><p>Live: The UK, Europe.</p>
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Mostly fast forwarding through #totp 2000, but geez stopped at Placebo and Brian Molko is looking gorgeous.
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King Night by Salem is a rather wonderful album if you like some beats with your spooky. #witchHouse
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Turned the kitchen lights to red, listening to Witch House and cooking kedgeree while Catherine shreds bank statements from the noughties. This how we Halloween in the Axolotl household.
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#totp "I'm amazed none of them died of testicular cancer given how tight their trousers are" - my wife on the bee gees
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#totp Bauhaus. Class.
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#totp dafuq? A totp mosh? Did they hire in Pam's Moshpeople or are they regular punters?
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#totp sorry Jamie, Damage wasn't bland enough, do you have anything blander?
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#totp this is gritty urban music at its best :/
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#totp I caught Moby and Richard Ashcroft and thought we'd come out of a trough of shite 2000s totps... And nope.
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#totp Mrs Axelotl: "you can see where Father Ted came from"
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#totp people from 1977 look really unhealthy
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#totp were B&S miming? Seems inconceivable but it didn't smell live.
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#totp actually I take that back
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#totp this is far better than I was expecting
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#totp TimB in Librarian Mode.
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#totp an hour of 2000 dross? Meh
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#totp is this based on the theme tune from Casualty?
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#totp fucking hell why would they repeat this after seeing how execrable the miming was
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#totp it's like the dancers are doing a 40bpm dance to a 120bpm song
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#totp well this is far better than I was expecting.
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#totp utter ahit
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#totp I have a feeling the best is *not* about to come
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#totp tbh this is sending me to sleep
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#totp I lived in NYC in the noughties so was mostly unaware of the bland tat being forced down the throat of top of the pop viewer
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#totp oof that's bad miming even by totp standards
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#totp fuckbubbles. I left to avoid Dancing in the Streets and do some chores but missed Col Abrams. Doh!
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#totp rip bt
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#totp IF I WERE NOT IF I WAS, MIDGE. Sincerely the grammar police
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#totp lead singer has a face for radio tho
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#totp I'm a big fan of bands with two drummers (see : Pavement, Adam and the Ants) but three drummers? That's cray-cray