Jorge Candeias
jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
<p>Dia em que não aprenda alguma coisa é dia perdido.</p><p>AVISO: Esta conta pode conter ironia, sarcasmo, política, boa ortografia e ficção científica. Fascistas=sionistas=tankies=block.</p><p>(this account is experimenting with being searchable)</p><p>Hashtags:<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fic%C3%A7%C3%A3oCient%C3%ADfica" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>FicçãoCientífica</span></a> - auto-explicativa<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LampadaMagica" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>LampadaMagica</span></a> - para coisas que vêm do blogue<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fedi22</span></a> - just because</p>
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Mas que merda é esta? Exigir aos pais comprovativo de trabalho para que os filhos tenham acesso à educação?! Mas que merda é esta?
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RE: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/117377283829337544 Hehehehe
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RE: https://c.im/@cdarwin/117379160076062611 Such behaviour should determine the immediate end of the whole project and the confiscation of the land and everything in it.
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O inconsciente é uma coisa do caraças. Ontem não conseguia dormir nem por nada. Tive todos os incomodozinhos possíveis e imaginários a impedir-me de adormecer, dei voltas e mais voltas na cama. Nada. Já passava das 7 da manhã quando o inconsciente veio finalmente ao consciente. Será que me esqueci de pôr a máquina da loiça a lavar? Levantei-me e fui ver. Tinha preparado tudo e depois esqueci-me de a ligar. Liguei. Voltei para a cama. Cinco minutos depois estava a dormir.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@leaderscartel/117383000929828042 Yeah, well, the same goes for Ukraine, I guess.
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Não tenho nada contra que as pessoas acreditem em histórias da carochinha e adorem a criatura imaginária que lhes der na real gana. Mas confesso que me irrita que tentem rebentar-me com os tímpanos. Na minha própria casa. #procissão ou o diabo
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And to think this was originally a grunge song. Great #music is beyond genre. And this woman... holy cow can she sing. https://youtu.be/Et6nbVqBlIk
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117343709562198742 LMAO! What a story! 😂
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117283339401515340 As Takei would say, "Oh myyyy"! 😂
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116983104223732000 Again, I know greying out Greenland is a meme, but, really, what's unclear about what the current opinion is in the country?
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RE: https://flipboard.com/@euronews/europe-news-vn516gnfz/-/a-26gLgxyFQp6I63ikcwze4g%3Aa%3A89340020-%2F0 That's rich, coming from a country who has a toddler as president, constantly tearing apart everything he puts his signature on. Fuck US trade representative and whatever he says.
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Here's the definitive argument against Fahrenheit: when you say that someone has "a room temperature IQ", in fahrenheit it's still somewhat normal, even if to the lower side. In celsius, though? That's a 20 something IQ right there. Savage. Absolutely savage. Fahrenheit to the bin already.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116937260275621841 Tomorrow? How about all the 187635 lies he'll tell until tomorrow?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116879811747403739 Hahahaha (and don't apologize to Hergé... the dude was a great comic book creator but was also a pretty racist sob)
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116873736360856012 Terrible maps? Nah. This one is entirely accurate. I mean, the only thing wrong in it is the "no data" label for Greenland. Greenland is Belgium all the way as well.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116857572254147603 Hahahaha. Damn. That was savage. Warranted. But savage. 😂
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Just because I'm curious. How many languages do you speak? (well enough to have a simple conversation, at least) Do boost.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116835350434412659 Nice.
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@dansup@mastodon.social A note on the info relating to tusky, the app: it also works with friendica accounts, despite treating and presenting them as a mastodon account (i.e., it loses friendica-specific capabilities), so it's not strictly a mastodon app.
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@pzmyers@freethought.online Hat? I'm impressed with the glasses, not the hat.
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@Heliograph@mastodon.au @stefan@stefanbohacek.online LOL! My lazy H strikes again. (seriously: the H in this keyboard has been giving me a hard time since the day I bought it. Sometimes it just forgets that I pressed it)
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@stefan@stefanbohacek.online Yelling? You sure? OK, then. YOU'VE GOT A TYPO IN "HOW TO JOIN MASTODON": "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BE THE SAME PEOPLE..." SOULD BE "ARE TWO SERVERS RUN BY THE SAME PEOPLE..." Hey, it's constructive. And yelling. Just as you wanted. :)
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OK, o que funciona agora com o Quiosque, no Mastodon: 1. Excluir os resultados vindos do Público, com um filtro (o que tem o efeito secundário de que se mais alguém publicar um link para o Público também vai ser apanhado no filtro... era porreiro haver filtros específicos conta a conta). 2. Pôr o Quiosque numa lista própria e exclui-lo do feed "Home". Sem isso, é flood contínuo de notícias repetidas do Público.
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RE: https://mastodon.online/@quiosque/116499680389327623 Sem comentários.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116490302857516343 I had to do a double take with this one. 😂
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@rperezrosario next time, if your system allows, you might want to consider making this multiple choice. In my case I don't really know, as I use two methods pretty much the same amount.
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RE: https://masto.pt/@EsquerdaNet/116409392085334479 Somando a típica burrocracia tuga aos delírios securitários cheganos o resultado vai ser carradas de disparates destes.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Is a two-pointed dildo involved? 🤔
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@nakal/116288508020622073 Pretty interesting read, this.
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If you read anything today, read this from @pluralistic - &quot;You Should be Using an RSS Reader&quot;. Cause you really should. Really. Speaking of which, anyone knows of a tool somewhere that can analyze sites that don&#39;t have RSS feeds in search for changes and puts those changes on a RSS feed of its own? &#39;Cause that&#39;d be really useful, you know? https://pluralistic.net/2024/10/16/keep-it-really-simple-stupid/