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John Mastodon

johnmastodon@mastodon.online

<p>Citizen of the fediverse. </p><p>I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.</p><p>Not related at all to John Merrick.</p><p>Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!</p><p>I&#39;m not here to offend intelligent people!</p><p>USA is a country full of idiots. Proof is POTUS 2025!</p>

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    I managed to follow step by step tha advice of Bear Grylis from one of his mountain survival epidodes and that actually saved my life while I was lost inside that thick mountain Said no one ever! #johnmastodon

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    #remember : If they&amp;#39;re not white, your superheroes won&amp;#39;t survive the end of your Hollywood movie! #johnmastodon

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    What&amp;#39;s the opposite of anti semitism? #FuckIsrael #freepalestine #fromtherivetothesea Israeli settlers attack journalists, including CNN, on the anniversary of deadly West Bank beating https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/11/middleeast/settlers-arrested-attack-on-journalists-intl #johnmastodon

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    Not even all that dirty money he got from tRump could help him cope with his sudden ilness. Rest in hell! US Senator Lindsey Graham Dies From Sudden Illness https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-12/us-senator-lindsey-graham-dies-from-sudden-illness #johnmastodon

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    And yet, the five nations hold Iran responsible for chaos arising in the region. Go figure! Iran attacks five Gulf nations, shuts Hormuz after US bombing https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/12/iran-attacks-five-gulf-nations-shuts-hormuz-after-us-bombing-all-to-know #johnmastodon

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    If that was the government of my country, that would be called treason. Punished by shooting squad! US Secretary of State granted unprecedented powers over Venezuela — NYT https://newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/us-secretary-of-state-granted-unprecedented-1783838597.html #johnmastodon

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    In Namibian, sustained burglary is spelled &amp;quot;diamond industry&amp;quot; #johnmastodon

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    You just don&amp;#39;t bite the hand of your allies. Repeatedly! #trump #johnmastodon

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    He&amp;#39;s my number 3 character in the list of winners for a one way ticket to The Hague! Rubio vows to ‘dismantle’ International Criminal Court https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/13/politics/rubio-dismantle-international-criminal-court?cid=ios_app #johnmastodon

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    I am the reason why you should not trust strangers #johnmastodon

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    Can&amp;#39;t we all agree HE is the problem and just fly him one-way-round to The Hague? EU rejects Trump administration claims that ICC threatens US sovereignty https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/14/eu-rejects-trump-administration-claims-icc-threatens-us-sovereignty #johnmastodon

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    Is it just me or UFO&amp;#39;s are not a thing anymore? #johnmastodon

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    All countries are losing money on that tariff for the stupidest president in the world! Trump threatens to raise tariffs over Canadian wildfire smoke https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tariffs/article/trump-threatens-to-raise-tariffs-over-canadian-wildfire-smoke/ #johnmastodon

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    The real question is why other countries are not doing the same? #FuckIsrael #Genocide Belgium approves ban on imports from Israeli settlements https://www.euractiv.com/news/belgium-approves-ban-on-imports-from-israeli-settlements/ #johnmastodon

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    The most important reason for the bible to be that long, is in order to avoid the less privileged (or those with some small interest) to read it! #johnmastodon

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    Because, FUCK YOU, MAGA! Brazil denies visas to U.S. officials who aimed to impugn electoral system | The U.S. delegation had planned to visit the Brazilian capital and cast doubt on the integrity of the voting system before a presidential election this fall, officials said https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/07/24/us-sending-envoys-question-brazilian-electoral-system-officials-say/ #johnmastodon

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    #remember : The supervillians from the futuristic old movies look pretty much like tRump, Putin and Netanyahu, and must face justice, in the absense of super heroes! #johnmastodon

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    &amp;quot;XI WOULDN&amp;#39;T DARE LYING TO ME&amp;quot;, said the liar China Sends Iran 400 Launchers https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/china-send-rocket-launchers-iran-141421793.html #johnmastodon

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    John Mastodon perspires sexual energy! Someone told me once #johnmastodon

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    Ok gramps, now lets get that diaper changed... Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office https://www.aol.com/articles/trump-says-greenland-under-us-013450000.html #johnmastodon

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    My idea of punishment for Netanyahu is to keep him alive for the rest of his miserable life, in an open cell, on suicide watch, and whenever someone feels the need to spit or pee on him, just allow them. Even after his death. Endless humiliation! #johnmastodon

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    Can&amp;#39;t anybody else see that he just imagine conversations with other people? That after an illegal attack to Venezuela and Iran, Greenland is next? Stop him flat and immediately. He. Is. Totally. Disconnected. From. Reality! #stophimnow #HeIsCrazy #fucktrump ‘Poorly run, piece of ice’: Trump targets Greenland again as Iran war deepens NATO rift https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/09/trump-greenland-nato-rift-iran-war-deepens.html #johnmastodon

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    #remember : tRump promised retaliation to NATO countries when no one supported his illegal bid to open the Strait of Hormuz, but not when his dear ally Israel opted out of a ground invasion on Iran! #johnmastodon