spookyduck
helplessduck@beige.party
<p>The terror that quacks in the night.<br />Follow me for clever tricks and miserable advice.<br />Call me: He/Him/Michael/Arrogant Jackass.</p>
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Not enough rain, but plenty of potatoes. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon
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It took a while, but I&#39;ve finally been victimized by the US medical billing/insurance nightmare. I&#39;ve been on the phone for six hours and have to wait thirty days for a resolution. The moral of the story is to always open your mail and never trust anyone to do the job they are paid to do, even if, and maybe especially if they explicitly say they are going to do it.
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Sweetie. Darling. It&#39;s a LaCroix.
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@akamran@indieweb.social Thank you!!! I actually do remember that bit, but I must have seen it in re-runs? Should I have told mom, "no, you ruined it?" 😂
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@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Thank you!!
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@Wallflower@beige.party Thank you!!
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Bitches, I AM GRADUATED.
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@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party Words of wisdom.
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The Princess is Awake: A Tragedy in Four Frames. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
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If anyone is selling two year medically induced comas that I can call an extended vacation or research sabbatical or something?
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Someone was just informed by the household parliamentarian that there is no legal or historical precedent for cats eating sashimi-grade tuna. Ever. And, very certainly never twice in the same week. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
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The ridiculous size of the modern roaster chicken is a conspiracy. Big Meat™️ and the Lodge cookware company want you to think a seven pound chicken is perfectly normal, but it&#39;s not.
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It&#39;s come to my attention that the putative president of the United States is not, in fact, illiterate. I will stop, but I will not apologize. #USPol