Simon Harris
haruki_zaemon@aus.social
<p>🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.<br />🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land.<br />☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema.<br />🤷♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.</p>
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Surplus wind power is used to lift concrete blocks. When the grid needs electricity, the blocks are dropped to spin generators. https://boingboing.net/2026/07/06/post-china-built-a-40-story-tower-that-stores-wind-powe.html
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If nobody complains about MFA then it’s not doing its job 😂
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The world seemed so much simpler when blockchain and bitcoin mining were the biggest scams in tech.
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Andrej Karpathy’s microgpt, a “single file of 200 lines of pure Python with no dependencies that trains and inferences a GPT.” http://karpathy.github.io/2026/02/12/microgpt/
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Funny how people mostly only ask for sources when the data challenges their world view.
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Corporate messaging is starting to sound more like public service hazard announcements: There’s an accident on the Monash Freeway near the Stud Road off-ramp; traffic lights are out at the corner of Swanston and Bourke Streets; and we’re hosting an Open AI Codex meetup in the office tomorrow at 5pm.
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Someone just tried to message me on Facebook Messenger and wondered why it failed. I can’t believe it’s still a thing.
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“A New York school district is testing robot teachers, which have been made by a company that started out making sexbots.” — @stilgherrian https://buttondown.com/stilgherrian/archive/the-weekly-cybers-125/
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I cannot for the life of me find a backup solution for macOS to NAS that doesn’t monumentally suck.
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If you don’t test, you won’t have any cases. https://read.fluxcollective.org/p/the-flux-review-ep-243
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Anyone else, or just me?
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“News” in a nutshell
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Every LLM uses the voice of a 19th c. novelist: Dearest Margaret, upon the occasion of your recent pull request, I did bear witness to a most lamentable case of melancholic genius. Not by choice though by request, I cast my prying eye toward that which should not, by rights, be manifest in code.
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The Mitch McConnell thing reminds me of 1988 when the Japanese government kept the all but deceased Emperor on life support, with daily updates on how much blood they’d transfused. I presume they need to get him past the mid-terms and then he’ll have miraculously passed away.
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One wonders if Bruce and BRS shop at the same law firm.
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The low pressure tyre warning indicator in my car looks like a butt emoticon.
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Pluto looks delicious!
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Blueberry juice smells like farts.
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Loved this episode @stilgherrian seeing as you asked 🙂 https://overcast.fm/+AAOstxuDtsA
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Various folks have reached out to me recently asking if I had any roles. Sadly, I don’t. If you know anyone who’s looking for talented cybersecurity, cloud infrastructure, or software architecture people, please let me know.
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Scientists find a whale graveyard in the Indian Ocean that’s millions of years old https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2026-06-14/scientists-find-whale-graveyard-in-indian-ocean-thats-millions-of-years-old
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Overheard two old English ducks at breakfast: “now remember, take as much as you want, and leave as much as you want, because we’re on holiday and you can.” Why on earth you’d choose to holiday in a country more miserable than Britain, I don’t know.
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I look forward to printouts of the models appearing in hardcover books https://www.anthropic.com/news/fable-mythos-access
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After 5 weeks travelling for work, it really is time to come home. My messages to friends and family are starting to sound like teletext readouts 🤦♂️
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US banks, well known for their conservative lending practices, turning away loans to buy SpaceX.
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And to think, people still question natural selection: https://www.wired.com/story/anti-vax-dating-apps-are-going-irl-people-are-mad-as-hell-about-it/
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What the ever loving fuck do companies think is going to happen when nobody can afford to pay for their goods and services because they laid everyone off?!
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Indigo for Bluesky and Mastodon is now generally available 🎉 I’ve been beta testing it for a while and is the natural successor to Croissant. Indigo sits on my home screen and is the only app I use for either service. https://apps.apple.com/au/app/indigo-for-bluesky-mastodon/id6763755310
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Does it say “In case of emergency, close the Strait of Hormuz”? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6wtfzpgtmc6h6rgsnhkeaope/post/3mkke6hgg2x2w
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Have a cat to cheer you up