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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom, because all good movies have wizards in them. This one should be good too, right? Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it, as is tradition I will be summarizing the movie badly and with many mistakes. Mute the hash tag if you want to avoid seeing all the posts about it, follow @Taweret@timeloop.cafe if you want to join us and vote on the next movie to subject ourselves to.

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  Does anyone in #Chicago or the environs thereof want a large supply of scrap #denim or other #fabric for #sewing or other crafting purposes? I have plenty of scrap jeans and other damaged clothes that I could dump in a recycling bin. But reuse is better than recycling, so if anyone nearby needs textiles I could just give some away instead. Boosts appreciated. It's a long shot, but I'm searching for the secret Chi-town sewing punks.

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  I saw a video on the news site about how US astronauts vote from the space station (they submit an electronic form), and I was rather disappointed that they don't load a little paper ballot into a tiny reentry capsule.

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  I guess if I lived in a town with evil psychic children I would probably also invest in desk dynamite. #monsterdon

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  Is this film a fable telling the audience that they should distrust neurodivergent children? #monsterdon

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  The professor is teaching the kids about advanced math or something. Having realized that they can read his mind, he asks how deeply they can read his mind. They explain they can read the front of his mind but not the back of his mind, but they'll be able to do that some time. He asks them if aliens exist, because they are strange psychic children and they don't answer; maybe they don't know how. He also asks what they will do with their powers and they don't answer. #monste...

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  Which domestic peril of the "field of death" would you find most threatening? #monsterdon

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  I like how we start the monster movie with a mystery. #monsterdon

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for #TheHauntedPalace, a movie that might involve Versailles, but with ghosts. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. As is tradition, I will be summarizing the movie poorly. Please mute the "monsterdon" hash tag if you don't want to see all the posts about it by me and everyone else.

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for "The Bat" (1959), a movie starring Vincent Price and/or a bat! Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie each week and make fun of it. Sometimes, the movies are good, other times they are extremely bad. As is tradition, I will be summarizing the movie poorly. If you don't want to see all the monsterdon posts by me and others, please mute the hash tag now for your enjoyment. Otherwise, enjoy the bats!

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  Guys I hate to tell you this but I think everyone sitting in their room pointing a gun at the door is a stupid plan. Everyone should sit in the same room and glare at each other. That might also be a dumb plan but it is a less dumb plan. #monsterdon

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for House on Haunted Hill (1959), a movie with Vincent Price and a haunted house. As is tradition I will be summarizing the movie badly with multiple errors. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch a monster movie every week and make fun of it; sometimes the movies are good other times they are... less good. Mute the hash tag to avoid seeing all the posts about it.

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for "Journey to the Center of Time" a movie that involves time travel shenanigans. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster move each week and make fun of it, sometimes they are good and sometimes they are not. Mute the hash tag if you don't want to see me and other people posting about it. As is tradition, I will be summarizing the movie poorly and with multiple errors.

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for #StingOfDeath a movie that I think involves a killer jellyfish or something. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. Sometimes the movies are good, usually they are less so. If you do not wish to see millions of posts about this old monster movie, consider muting the hash tag, otherwise please to enjoy!

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  fellas, should it be a crime to believe in a species of elder space gods that will one day return to rule the world? #monsterdon

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for "The Dunwich Horror (1970)", a movie based on a book by H.P. Lovecraft, Mister Cthulu himself. Monsterdon is a thing where we watch an old monster movie live every week and make fun of it, mute the hash tag to avoid thousands of posts about it.

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for "The Dunwich Horror (1970)", a movie based on a book by t

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  Video game idea: Kingdom Hearts, but the worlds you visit are inspired by #monsterdon movies instead of Disney properties. Instead of Goofy and Donald, the main character's sidekicks are the Devil Girl From Mars and a (miniaturized) Godzilla. Mini-Godzilla's quest is to get big again, Devil Girl is just there for the boys. Each level you have to figure out how to neutralize the monster, so it could be an action/puzzle game. Note: I have not (and will not) play the actual Kingdom Hear...

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for "Star Odyssey", a movie that I think is like the star wars, but not! Per tradition I will be badly summarizing the movie while probably praising random production decisions. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie and make fun of it. Mute the hash tag to avoid thousands of posts by me and others about it. If you'd like to join in, follow @taweret, chicken of the void for the weekly poll.

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for #BeginningOfTheEnd ! Mute the hash tag if you don't want to see me and others make all the post about an old monster movie. #GrasshoppersVsPostCards

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  hi mastodon, where do I find collections of #midi files in 2026?

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  This is my thread for today's #monsterdon, where we are watching #SolarBabies, whatever that is. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it, as is tradition I will be inaccurately summarizing the film. Consider muting the hash tag if you don't want to see a lot of posts about it.

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  Which werewolf murder investigator are you? #monsterdon

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  This is my #monsterdon thread for #Wolfen1981, a movie that perhaps has a werewolf and the 1980s. Monsterdon is a thing where we watch a monster movie every week and make fun of it. Moot the hash tag if that's not your jam. If that is your jam, follow @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for the weekly poll to decide what we film will subject ourselves to next.

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  I'm joining #monsterdon late today because of bad planning. Normally I'd skip it, but I want to see the movie anyway for spider(s) and the bad movie street cred. I'll probably just quietly watch along and post a singular review at the end in lieu of my longer summaries.

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  Suppose you are queer and applying for a job. The job application asks if you are part of the LGBT+ community, along with other optional demographic questions, and says that it is asking these questions because the company uses inclusive hiring practices. Would you feel comfortable identifying yourself as LGBT+ in this context? Boosts welcome. #lgbt #queer #poll #jobSearch

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  hello my name is adjective shortword bunchofnumbers and i would like you to enjoy my hashtag wordsalad

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  If this movie was real, what group of humans would you be in? #monsterdon

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  Launching my #monsterdon thread for Zarkorr! The Invader! A movie that I guess is about a guy named Zarkorr who invades something. It's from the 90s. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. As is tradition, I will be unreliably summarizing the entire movie. Mute the hash tag if you don't want to see millions of posts by everyone about this Zarkorr movie. #Zarkorr1996