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  Your submission in “at a certain point, you outgrow the closet” was removed for transphobic slur.

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  rule dependency transcription: normalize toys during sex, roll that hot wheel over them titties, skurt. car dependency is so deepely engrained in the united states that we dont dare to imagine rolling a z-scale amtrack alc-42 over them titties. choo.

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  be rule transcription: be me, closeted transfem, have computer science degree, family constantly bothering me with tech problems, always dumb shit like not restarting computer or googling error messages, lightbulb.jpeg, come out to family, get disowned as expected, they never contact me again, dont have to deal with their dumb it problems anymore, mfw, should have done this years ago.

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  dear lgbtrule transcription: open letter to the lgbtq. dear lgbtq, you are the most inclusive community i know. it is an honor to hang with you. i think it is time to step up your game and add one more letter. s as in straight. -slgbtq supporter. THE STRAIGHTS ARE AT IT AGAIN. putting the s at the front of lgbtq is by far the straightest straight person thing i have ever seen

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  take no rule transcription: take no shit

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  the rule is homophobic transcription: the “(character) is homophobic?” trend cracks me up because when i was 15 i tried to tell my mom i was lesbian by saying “mom… i dont like guys…” and she just said “AMEN” assuming i was just being misandrist and did and illegal u-turn to get to a tamale shop before i could reply

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  sapphic rule transciption: sapphic design is my passion

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  bitter rule

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  we you rule transcription: transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you

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  peer pressure rule transcription: ugh i hate getting peer pressured. (text conversation) “hey!” “fine ill let you put a collar on me”

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  do you honestly think reddit wont just steal your posts and feed it to their ais anyways? your only acomplishying making things harder for real humans

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  some people just have a burning passion for justice

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  it's not cheating if I'm poly and my gfs are into it

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  transcription: “animal farm” yeah duh george what other kind of farm could you even have you dumb idiot. a human farm? a human farm with cowgirls? who need to get milked every day? a human farm where you get up at the crack of dawn to give handjobs to a bunch of beautiful girls who are full of cum and desperate for release?> a human farm where you can get bred by bullgirls? girl farm? would that have been better george? hmm? is that what you were proposing? girl farm?

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  transcription: i have 2 moods, anxious, horny

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  transcription: just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isnt a real marriage its just “two best friends who get each other off” and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but thats exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved. as opposed to real marriage, where you have two people who dislike each other and dont get each other off.

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  transcription: “can we meet?” absolutely not. im just an internet person, i do not exist.

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  transcription: pawjobs this pawjobs that what about clawjobs??? our poor scorpion girls and crabgirls are getting nooo representation… picered my penits :(

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  transcription: literally any marginalized person: “wed like to have some rights"please.” cishet white men: “theyre gonna hung me for sport?”

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  transcription: sorry man i cant give you a handjob, its proprietary and has too many compatibility issues, but i can use librejerk, which is like an open source alternative and its just as good