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<p>Partner, <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/Veteran" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Veteran</span></a>, puppy parent. I like lots of nerdy stuff, mostly indie games and <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Linux</span></a>. Oh, and science. And <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/ttrpgs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ttrpgs</span></a>. And… look, the Owlbear is a nerd, alright?</p><p>Also, I&#39;m an Owlbear. </p><p>My profile picture is a character from a (modded) Starbound game - a pixel art character with goggles on her head.</p><p>Follow me for game recommendations, weird short fiction, mediocre poetry, and poor proofreading!</p><p>I swear often. I also try to stay positive.</p>

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    And so they fucked off into the night, never to be heard from again, especially in the sequel. That was… well, frankly uncomfortable in places, but otherwise a lot of fun, fam. Thanks for a great time. Y&#39;all were in fire tonight! Anyway, the Owlbear is bound for bed. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch out for stray Galfax ballsacks. Goodnight! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    I&#39;ve seen high school theater productions with more convincing stage combat, but go on with yourself, movie! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    He found the ring, then he found Gallfax&#39;s Ballsacks. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    I may be belaboring the point, but that water is either poopful or Yoohoo! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Is… is that a poop waterfall? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Kor is only the Destroyer because literally every other warrior in the kingdom is an incompetent boob. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    There&#39;s always a bigger fish. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    He said &quot;Galfax&quot; but I heard &quot;ball sacks&quot; and I may never stop giggling. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Oh no! There&#39;s a giant on another set on a different day of filming! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Wait. He&#39;s a hobgoblin? His costume is like two colors away from David the Gnome. And if his magic doesn&#39;t work outside the pink rocks, what the fuck did he think he was gonna do against Shulak or whatever his name is? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    MICE HAVE SPINES, YOU ASSHOLE! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Wow. Full on necromancy from the kid. Kinda feel like that&#39;d be a villain movie, kid. Also, as a Champion of Pharasma, I have to take you out now. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Kor doesn&#39;t have a girlfriend because he doesn&#39;t swing that way, kid. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Oh wow, this is gross. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Weird that it didn&#39;t occur to either of them to just go around the tree. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    DAMN HIM! I will eat ALL THIS SCENERY! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    OH GOD WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO LIFE! THIS IS HELL! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    Y&#39;all know what&#39;s basically a guarantee of a bad movie? Live action Sword and Sorcery made before Lord of the Rings. This should be fun 😁 #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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    &quot;There are no problems that cannot be solved with proper application of high explosives&quot; - An EOD guy I knew #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    Not gonna lie. That was genuinely freaky. #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    Well, at least they&#39;re polite alien demon children. #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    She&#39;s gonna get on social media and blame the Democrats #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    So if he&#39;d waited like five minutes, that pilot would still be alive. This is the level of competence we can expect going forward, isn&#39;t it? #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    That&#39;s a soldier right there, making sure his cover is properly set after his NBC mask is in place. #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    Doin&#39; donuts! #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    Wow. Trailers used to need spoiler warnings. #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    This hashtag is too long… #Monsterdon #VillageOfTheDamned1960

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    I keep hoping that one time the fight will take place somewhere with ropes and a corner turnbuckle for Ultraman to leap off of. Maybe a giant folding chair… #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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    It&#39;s okay, everyone can relax, I&#39;m here #Monsterdon

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    Fungicide is a cinematic masterpiece, and we should watch it on #Monsterdon … I said what I said. https://tubitv.com/movies/607976/fungicide