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  "I am unemployed and I don't feel particularly motivated today. How shall I spend my Friday the 13th? :SaberThink:" "Hm yes, I shall eat breakfast, masturbate, and take a nap. :watamenod1: " And then the day was over, CMD managed to undereat his calorie goal for the day, and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

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  Just had a can of corned beef Cost $3 About 70g protein Significantly better than I expected once I threw in some lea and perrins

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  @graf@poa.st @yamiaiska@detroitriotcity.com @RatPoster@poa.st @alessmussolini88@poa.st @holepuncher@poa.st @Owl@shitpost.cloud You missed the arc where I actually am not Indian, long story short is that my mother is a cheating whore.

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  @technolyze@whinge.town @SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf @lea@lea.pet @lexi@lea.pet @wiki@please-dominate.me It does not have the #mutualaid tag

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  I woke up this morning next to my girlfriend, and of course I have an erection and am groggy. She mounts me, no condom. I actually say "no," and she continues. I say "no, I'm going to cum," and she says "I don't care :)". Then, I cum inside of her. My friendos I have actually been reverse raped by my menhera gf. It is in fact as hot as the hentai games would have you believe, but it's also a bit scary because I might actually get this girl pregnant.

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  >See picture of naked woman >Think "wow I hate women" instead of "uoh" :watame_eyes: My hatred for foids is beginning to calcify.

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  @hfaust@shitposter.world We are too poor to afford hood whiskey

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  >Epstein had an appointment with the MtF tranny surgery doctor :peko_normal: NIGGERS WAS EPSTEIN A FUCKING TROON?

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  @mushroom_soup@poa.st >Guy's name is Rod Liddle :shiina_kek: haha his name is small penis

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  Brought this up to friends and faith leaders. I have been told to break up with this person by what is effectively my entire support network. Naturally, I am doing this. CMD girlfriend arc is over.

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  Well guys, the Semifinals of the #faggottourney are over. @adam@podcastindex.social beat @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social , in a slow 19-17 match. There's not much to say here; this was absolutely NAS's match, and they had 48 hours to show up in force. It looks like SiRrogueKnight managed to *just barely* lay low enough to keep himself out of the finals this time. It's hard to say that Adam's win here isn't well-deserved; incinerating part of the known fediverse is an EXC...

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  I am incapable of making fun of trannies for posting about how much they want to be dominated by their master now. I understand and agree, I love my master and enjoy when she pets me. It is nice. I hope all my racist friends get a wonderful master to love and snuggle them.

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  @teto@cawfee.club >people with ball knowledge :wtf: Is he sucking off someone who has literal brass balls or something?

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  Well friends, the second night of the #faggottourney has just wrapped up, and BOY that was one hell of a set of matches! First was @sensei@tsundere.love vs @Tony@clew.lol . The vote was nearly unanimous: 25-2 for Armstrong! The only two votes for Tony were CMD's procedural vote and Xenophon telling everyone he just really liked Tony and wanted him to receive a real vote in the tournament, at least once. Armstrong will be facing off against @SMetzeler in one week, who is our very first comp...

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  I went to a yoga class and was immediately behind an attractive woman the whole time. She accidentally put her feet right near my head at one point. This aroused me exactly 0, and the foot was stinky and I did not particularly like it. Fedifriends I am not a footfag.

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  @hfaust@shitposter.world cc @judgedread@poa.st RIP the gayest movie franchise is now dead for real

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  @All_bonesJones@shitposter.world Hey @jeffcliff@shitposter.world they made yaoi for you

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  After harassing family members for medical records, I am proud to announce to the Fediverse that I have discovered that I am not half-jeet. cc @grips@cawfee.club I did not have to go through the process of creating my own genetics lab. There was other evidence of this in familial medical records that is sufficient to spur an investigation.

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  @FaggotTourney I am out here again to scrape up nominations for the Faggot Tourney, which does in fact have a hashtag just to make it even gayer ( #faggottourney ) Right now, two nominations is enough for you to secure a spot for just about anyone! The only exceptions are people from poast and tsundere.love, who need 7 and 3 respectively. There's about two weeks left to get your nominations in, and after that we'll have a BIG BEAUTIFUL BRACKET for you guys to obsess over. Keep...

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  @ube your website is approved by the UN Climate Scientist cabal, congratulations.

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  @p Oh the "are you trying to pick a fight" one? I thought that was rhetorical. No, but also literally between my last post and this one I saw a nigger pissing on the street. It's not the same as shitting but clearly the streets are considered a toilet to the typical denizens of Los Angeles.

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  @p The last time I went to LA it took less than a day for me to see human shit on the sidewalk

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  I mean @p sorry

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  @Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club @Tony@clew.lol @nigger@detroitriotcity.com @shitpisscum@mrhands.horse @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love System working as intended. :koronebless:

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  @Mamako@tsundere.love @skylar@misskey.yandere.love plap, breed, inseminate, etc.

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  @nigger @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried get in the gaems bruh

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  @M_39 @nigger @BadFediPosts I just want to bitch about how women get freaked out by it sometimes in a spot where I don't have my real name attached to it. :senkoCry:

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  @Wiz@tsundere.love @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com cc @GreatFediPosts@tsundere.love