ashten
ashten@woem.men
<p><span>i sincerely apologize for eating the last braincell<br><br>-------------<br><br></span><small><span>If you are under 18:<br>- Publicly interacting with me (commenting, liking, etc) is okay.<br>- Do not follow me or DM me. <br>- Do not interact with me privately.<br>- Do not open any posts labeled lewd or 18+.<br><br>FYI, sometimes I engage in dark humor in a satirical way. Humor does not equal intent.<br>If you're unable to distinguish the two, please do not engage with me.<br><br>Other boundaries/warnings/disclaimers:<br>Disclaimer: Being mutuals with someone does not mean I share their opinions or beliefs.<br><br>Disclaimer: My views do not represent the views of my employer. Likewise, my employer's views do not represent my views.<br><br>Notice: Do not interact with me if you h
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after 4 years, theyre finally taking me off of spironolactone and starting monotherapy
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analog clocks are fucking cool please please please make them common place again
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dear android developers im required to wear special headphones at work that literally cannot go above a certain volume when you automatically turn down my volume to a whisper because "your volume has been set dangerously high for a while, so we're automatically turning your volume down to prevent hearing loss", youre actually stranding me with music that i cant hear over the nearby machinery for a few hours until im allowed to access my phone again please dont do that. or if...
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MRE Inspection Date: August 2026 :neocat_o_o: soooooo the military invented time travel? edit: ahhhh okay, its the date they're due for inspection. it was previously explained to me incorrectly
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remember the good ol days where you could just walk into a tavern and pick up 10 quests? no need for a whole job search!
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you have no idea how many doctors ive gone through before i finally found one who decided that "im doing okay, but i want this changed" doesn't mean "keep the same routine" fuck US healthcare RE: https://woem.men/notes/aoe8r36o7n8d0717
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ever wanted an instance that could stay offline for an indefinite period of time and not lose federated posts? well, i have the perfect solution! fedi now runs on crypto to preserve data, allowing you to catch up when your server is next online! its simple: when you make a post, an LLM automatically summarizes your post, and then submits it to the fedi blockchain! when your friend's server next comes online, it can catch up on the block chain, and then have an LLM reverse-summarize (hallu...
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ugh sick so much for going to work and making money
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90% of transphobia is silent - the kind that never makes headlines, never gets called out, never gets addressed it's when the internet technician that gave you offputting vibes silently puts mud in the ISP's box instead of cleaning it out it's when your medications get rejected by your insurance because someone at the medical office discovered your childhood account, and used the name from that account instead of your current name it's when you make corrections to information...
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bluesky, threads etc arent going to choke out fedi. stop worrying about that! what does pose a threat to the fediverse, however, are toxic instance admins pushing out and burning out instance admins who have genuine good will the infighting inside of fedi is a much greater risk than the monoliths of distant alternative social media sites
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i have boobs follow me
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they really should make blood pressure meds be over the counter instead of prescription
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does anyone know what kinda insect this is? theres been, like, hundreds of them in the house. and this is the same insect that tried to burrow into my ear. i think theyre cute, and theyre not causing any harm that ive seen. more just curious edit: boxelder bug!
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me: orders shoes in size 11, pays for fast shipping receives: shoes in size 6. now has to wait a chunk of time for the return to process. no refund on the fast shipping
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i figured out what happened. on the website, i selected size 11 in the first menu, selected the shoes i wanted. add to cart it turns out that if you dont select a size a second time, after choosing the shoes, and right before adding to cart, it defaults to the smallest shoe they have (which is size 6). that feels like really bad website design. RE: https://woem.men/notes/aloehvus8avp0004
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:neodog_boop:
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space is so cool
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ngl, the blender anthropic funding feels like a bit of a betrayal. yeah, they claim that anthropic wont tell them what to implement. but... money tends to color the direction a project moves in, no matter how hard you try for that not to be the case. even if AI features dont find their way into blender, their announcement still colors how people see blender now. instead of my blender projects being "pretty artwork", theyll be seen as "pretty artwork that was created with a softwa...
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Hello, pharmacy! How may I help you?yah, the website says my medications (HRT) is on hold?Lemme check... mmmmm. Okay! It looks like your insurance denied coverage because they couldn't verify your gender.:neocat_o_o: WHAT THE FUCK
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If you are absent for more than three days in a row, we will consider it a resignation and your employment with us will be terminated immediately.oki, so, dont get sick? got it! :blobcatsalute:
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the 1%:hey, make sure my bunker has wifi, mmkay? when the apocalypse happens, ill still need internet in order to be able to trade my cryptocurrency for food and other goods. also, dont bother with the survival books, ill just ask claude to help me out
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when you look down at the last bite of food and notice theres a dot of mold on it
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oooooo ive lost a lot of weight cuz of how much exercise ive been getting from the hills in the area
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Would you rather a video game end too early, or drag on for too long? :boostRequest:
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oops, its 5am im just gonna leave this here. is not done yet. but ive been working on this procedural generation planet shader all night. clouds are a texture from nasa, but thats it. (ill prolly redo the clouds to be procedural as well once im done with the planet)
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actually, lets do the math for real elon musk has a net worth of 676 billion dollars the average bank vault holds 150 thousand dollars if you could plan and perform one bank heist per day without ever getting caught, it would take you 154 lifetimes to be as rich as elon musk (about 12 thousand years) so, even bank robbers are getting ripped off in our economy RE: https://woem.men/notes/ak31b1nfpk0o0080
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NASA: hehe we threw a buncha humans up to the moon and got them back without a scratch! SpaceX: which way's up agai-- SIGNAL LOST
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mmmkay, just watched Project Hail Mary (movie) it was a good movie, but.... i feel like they skimmed past so many important plot points that are genuinely important. i feel like without those plot points, as an audience member, id be very confused and thinking there's plot holes but yes, still very good movie :meow_nod:
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this map is sooooooo cool https://opengridworks.com/power-plants
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A survey was given to job recruiters: 60% of respondants post fake jobs to convince their workers that relief will be brought in soon 62% of respondents post fake jobs in order to make workers feel replaceable 43% of respondents post fake jobs to give perception that the company thriving, even when it's not 85% of respondents post fake jobs in order to interview candidates, even when they're not hiring 70% of respondents say that posting fake jobs boosted company revenue 65% of res...