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  That accent on Kor keeps making me think of Roger Miller. I keep expecting him to start singing "Dang me! Dang me! They oughtta take a rope and hang me!" any second now. #monsterdon

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  So they're gonna find out there's a witch in the middle of the town making everybody act out vaudeville acts because her robot husband died, right? :D #monsterdon

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  Go for it, Debra! SMASH THE PAINTING! #monsterdon

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  HANG ON Vincent and his wife were sleeping in the same bed in that shot, was that allowed in the 60's? 🤣 #monsterdon

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  Ooh props for Vincent playing his own ancestor. Countdown to descendant going binkybonkers in 3... 2... #monsterdon

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  Oh WOW Vince! My man! Looking _stylin'_. #monsterdon

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  Creepy snarl-faced bat behind a curtain? I'm sure this MUST be a coincidence! #monsterdon

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  "Having no face, he probably has no fingers either!" Ma'am, I get that this may not be your field given that you're a writer, but maybe you better step up your research game because that's not how biology works. #Monsterdon

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  Not gonna lie, I keep expecting Yukon Cornelius to be on the sidelines of this fight between Ultraman and the snow beast. 🤣 #monsterdon

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  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH #monsterdon

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  AHA there's the conspiracy part. :D #monsterdon

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  I think I've played this scenario in Skyrim! Reclusive rich guy invites apparent strangers to remote house, so when do we get to the part where vampires kill the entire-- (receives update in earpiece) Oh #monsterdon

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  "You remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?" is such a delicious Vincent-Price-y line. :D #monsterdon

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  "What about Phase B?" "Sorry Mark, so far our results are still showing we can't see into a less orange timeline." #monsterdon

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  Damn, this movie's FPS rate is kinda ass, it should be running Lossless Scaling or something, how are you people going to get a smooth journey to the center of time with this kind of stuttering? #monsterdon

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  WE HAVE NARRATOR SIGN This has big "FOR THAT IS WHERE WE WILL SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES" Plan 9 from Outer Space narrator energy. :D #Monsterdon

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  Whoooo boy, that was bracing! Though I'll give it this: it wasn't quite the most horrible thing we've ever watched. 🤣 (Invasion of the Star-Creatures, I'm looking STRAIGHT AT YOU.) #Monsterdon

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  "We must partake of some grog!" Oh yeah, that guy is TOTALLY a college student. #monsterdon

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  Okay, now officially on Team Jellyfish Should Eat Most of These People. #monsterdon

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  "Who can understand women?" I dunno, pretty good over under on the sea monster gathering data on the topic. #monsterdon

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  🎶 there's a little black spot on my head today it's the same old spot as yesterday 🎶 #monsterdon

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  I'm pretty sure I've seen this same pool in underwater shots in Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea? Only, y'know, without the dead blonde beach babe. #monsterdon

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  I have just been informed by Dayjob that my position is being eliminated. They aren't punting me out the door immediately, they're at least giving me 60 days' notice, but they are nonetheless punting me out the door. So joy oh glee, I get to go back on the job market. 😩 And try to find whatever few positions may remain in tech that a) involve as little AI bullshit as possible, b) will let me work remote, and c) are actually willing to hire a worker within shouting distance of 60. #...

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  So when I wondered at the start of this movie if Dean Stockwell was going to sound stoned all the way through, I think we all know now that the answer is YES. YES HE WILL. I mean honestly Dean, you're sounding stoned even when trying to summon Yog-Shoggoth? You can't put a little more life into it? YOU'RE CALLING THE OLD ONES, MAN! #monsterdon

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  Baby Dean Stockwell sounds like he's stoned. Is he going to sound like this the whole movie? #monsterdon

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  Movie: (characters start trying to rap) Joel, Tom, and Crow: "NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO—” Movie: (characters back off rapping) Joel and bots: "YAAAAAAAY!" #monsterdon

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  NOW I AM PROGRAMMED TO KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES #monsterdon

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  Y'all think if we shake a big enough bag of treats we could maybe summon the plot? HERE PLOT (whistles) HERE PLOT C'mon boy! #monsterdon

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  "No one wants to force you. But we'll TOTALLY mind control you into doing it, which is not the same thing AT ALL!" #monsterdon

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  RIGHT THEN Star Odyssey it is, and I have until Sunday to make peace with how we're just not going to get the glory that is Christopher Plummer yelling IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP, HALT THE FLOW OF TIME with this one. :D #monsterdon