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Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

<p>crocs enthusiast, cat lady, lukewarm takes at best <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ADHD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ADHD</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/TeamOrca" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TeamOrca</span></a></p><p><a href="https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@m</span><span class="invisible">as.to</span></a></p>

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    Tell me you have a kitten without telling me you have a kitten

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    Happy #caturday

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    I hope this email defibrilates your cold dead heart.

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    Asking the gastroenterologist why I have trouble swallowing pills but not potato chips

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    But that&#39;s my emotional support box of manuals for every product I&#39;ve purchased the last 15 years

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    If by &quot;meditation&quot; you mean sitting in silence rawdogging your intrusive thoughts, I want no part of it.

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    so just to recap... don&#39;t eat the food, don&#39;t breathe the air, don&#39;t leave your home

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    They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff.

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    As if this apocalypse wasn&#39;t disappointing enough, now we&#39;re being wiped out by a diarrhea parasite

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    Moving a home office to your parents&#39; living room should be considered grounds for a Nobel Peace Prize nomination

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    Doing hot girl shirt... ya know, just questioning every decision I&#39;ve ever made

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    Ozzy, no! 😭 and with an idol in his pocket... smh

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    @LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social On it! 🫡😅

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    In case you&amp;#39;re looking for a bad girl

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    People are threatening to come and visit. Make it stop!

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    it&#39;s bad bitch o&#39;clock I say turning on my heating pad

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    Good night to people who tolerate me, and you only

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    LOGGING ON

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    Introducing myself to the new neighbors by screaming at sportsball like a lunatic

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    I&amp;#39;m not like this because I&amp;#39;m on Mastodon. I&amp;#39;m on Mastodon because I&amp;#39;m like this.

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    @swampgas 💕

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    could a depressed person do this? [eats a third bagel]

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    As a semi-sane person I had no idea I&amp;#39;d be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often

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    [updating my dating profile] Just an old rolling stone who rolled over the hill

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    Some diggety lots of doubt

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    Gather ye rosebuds mfrs

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    I keep thinking how bored my poor neighbors are gonna be. Who are they gonna listen to screaming at Rockets games and such? 👉

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    Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches