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Soozcat@vmst.io

<p>Be weird! It&#39;s good for you.</p><p>I&#39;m just drifting around in a technobubble above the Puget Sound, tossing random little parachute-clad missives down to earth. As you do.</p><p>Occasionally dispensing random life lessons for anyone who wants them.</p><p>I used to be cosmicfunpalace on that other place. The smell got too musky, so I departed. Ironically enough, to a place where everyone toots.</p><p>[Avatar image: a doodled cat with a silly Cheshire grin]</p>

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    @collectifission@greennuclear.online The sound of that oncoming horn made me expect the engine to break into the William Tell Overture

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    What with major airlines canceling some flights at the last minute and delaying others so it&#39;s impossible to catch a connecting flight, I guess their long-term strategy is to broom out their middle-class customers and cater exclusively to the ultra-wealthy. What they haven&#39;t considered is that their new class of passenger expects an elite level of customer service. Good luck, Sky High Airlines

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    @selfcare@hachyderm.io Unless you&#39;re GenX, then it&#39;s just Tuesday

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    @DrALJONES@mastodon.social I could make the argument that &quot;economic growth and security for the public&quot; is not something billionaires do. Deeply damaging extraction, personal wealth hoarding and the ability to buy entire nations is something billionaires do.

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    @georgetakei@universeodon.com One of the signs of dementia is disinhibition

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    I will never be able to show enough disdain and disgust toward the people who are willing to give up everything good about the country they CLAIM to love, just to hurt the people they hate. #MAGA #suck-trumps-mushroom-dick

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    @georgetakei@universeodon.com Even Nixon had the presence of mind to feel shame and to resign. The level of stupidity across this entire administration is breathtaking.

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    @drrjv It&#39;s the stock market equivalent of vibe coding.

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    You know the MAGAs saying &quot;the Trump as AI slop Jesus image was a bridge too far&quot; would have NOTHING to say about it if their gas and groceries were cheap right now.

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    American citizens and other residents: we make all the tax money. So why aren&#39;t we forcing our freeloader government to bootstrap itself out of this crisis?

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    @slop@fuckaas.space So if Iran is charging ships to get through the strait, are they already calling it the Ayatoll or do I have to do everything myself around here

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    @LingLass@vmst.io @vmstan@vmst.io Yup, I use Waterfox and it&#39;s still not working properly for me on mobile. I have been able to log in using incognito mode, so it&#39;s probably a cache issue, but I can&#39;t suss it out.

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    @jalefkowit@vmst.io 5-Year-Old Cast as James Bond

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    I don&#39;t care if your cat has a pedigree as long as your arm. They go full feral every time. #Cats #Catstodon #Ham #CatsOfMastodon

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    @stonebear2@hachyderm.io They&#39;re also the humans furthest from Trump, which would suggest many more will be eager to break that record

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    If you&#39;ve ever seen the Studio Ghibli film &quot;Spirited Away,&quot; you can think of JD #Vance as the character called #No-Face. It seeks only to belong. It swallows up other characters around it and starts behaving like them. It seeks to buy its way into popularity. But it has no personality of its own until it leaves society to live a hermit-like existence with someone who is self-assured enough not to seek external validation. Right now Vance is like No-Face in the bathhouse. He has s...

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    Christians: Jesus has risen! Skeptics: Cool. Where is he? Christians: He ascended into heaven! Skeptics: That sounds like death with extra steps. Christians: He will return! Skeptics: What, like James Bond? Christians: No, he said he would come quickly! Skeptics: First, that&amp;#39;s not something I would brag about and second, it&amp;#39;s been over 2,000 years. Maybe have your deified cult leader define &amp;quot;quickly&amp;quot; next time?

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    @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social #Alt4You My wife said she&#39;d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns... I said &quot;Snap out of it, don&#39;t be so negative, let&#39;s see how things develop!&quot; Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash...

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    @rozeboosje@masto.ai @georgetakei@universeodon.com Americans are indeed a strange people. Some of us elevate to the highest offices in the land the kind of people we wouldn&#39;t trust around our own children.

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    &quot;Whatcha making?&quot; I&#39;m #knitting a hat. &quot;That&#39;s really pretty.&quot; Thanks. &quot;I bet you could make money selling that.&quot; I bet you&#39;d be wrong, but thanks. &quot;No really, people pay good money for--&quot; NO. I WON&#39;T. YOU CAN&#39;T MAKE ME. I WOULD RATHER GIVE THIS AWAY FOR FREE THAN EVER SELL IT. I WON&#39;T DESTROY MY OWN JOY BY #MONETIZING A #HOBBY. &quot;Sheeze, I was just saying...&quot; Look, I know you mean well, but most knitting takes considera...

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    Another: in &quot;The Last Battle,&quot; King Tirian of Narnia shares food with two children from our world. The book describes two egg sandwiches, two cheese sandwiches, and &quot;two with some kind of paste in them&quot; which the king probably wouldn&#39;t have eaten if he weren&#39;t so hungry. As an American child I assumed the paste was either tuna salad or peanut butter. I&#39;d never even heard of #Marmite, if indeed that&#39;s what Lewis intended it to be. It could be some other British...

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    @Eurospoofer@mastodon.social @tezoatlipoca@mas.to I mean, that&#39;s how I read it. If your site won&#39;t function without being able to serve up 90 bazillion ads, I&#39;ll go elsewhere and your site will serve up 0 ads.