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  That is a waste but what if that tree (or any tree, really) was used to hang him upside down so he can be beaten with shitty sticks…for a good ten years or so? Ok, I’ve had an idea. How about an orchard of trees specifically for all CEO’s to be hung from (feet, neck. Your choice) then beaten with shitty sticks? I mean I could buy an orchard for this, and start up a business of charging people to beat CEOs with shitty sticks. Hell, I could be the CEO of Shitty Stick Orchard!! Uh oh… ok, w...

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  PresiDunce Drumpf bursts through door like Kramer “Did someone… {wheezes} did someone say 13?”

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  "You want some? I'll give you some!!"

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  "but...but..usually when I fuck things up someone sorts it out for me. Why won't you fix my massive fuck up?"

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  Yes, and that's because being an astonishingly low standard is still a standard. Though he was top notch at being a Human Fountain. I don't think I've ever seen a better one!!

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  Difficult to tell but it definitely looks like some type of animal who raped many children in the past.

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  There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length. People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!

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  After the embarrassment of the last ten years, and the ongoing embarrassment until the fat orange child rapist dies, then I'd say getting a backpack and leaving the Nazied States of America is probably the best move.

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  This worked for me. I used to have no money but since I stopped eating and turned off the electricity and heating I now have millions.. MILLIONS!