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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117584319269613260 Was WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM (1985) the worst #Monsterdon yet? You have a couple hours left to vote about it! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi #fantasy

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  If you're reading this, you survived WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM (1985). Congratulations! Now. Was it the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?

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  "My insect woman." You had an INSECT WOMAN!? How did you get one of those, is there, like, a rental office? #Monsterdon

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  Folks, it is now one hour until #Monsterdon, the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter. If you'd like to join in, this week's film is WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM (1985), a Corman fantasy mash-em-up featuring an obnoxious kid and a boozy merc fighting a wizard with a ring fixation. It is truly lame. Sounds like a good time :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/466918/wizards-of-the-lost-kingdo...

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117566876644276913 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #Movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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  THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 2am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week we're watching the Corman classic WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM (1985), in which a young man must realize his power as a wizard to reclaim his birthright! The film's script writer Ed Naha had this to say about it: "I don't think this movie was so much shot as it was beaten to death." Sounds fun!...

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  Finally got around to watching the first three episodes of #MST3k The Rifftrax Experiments :D Sting of Death was hilarious because so many of the jokes were similar to the ones we made on #Monsterdon earlier this year <3 Deathsport felt like someone tried to make Star Wars and Mad Max at the same time but didn't understand either films. Or, like, basic storytelling. Way too many buffalo shots. The Mummy Theme Park reminded me of Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century in aaaaaaall the worst wa...

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  Okay, I'll allow myself ONE crosspost from bsky

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117536630029047087 It's an hour until #Monsterdon! Set up a hashtag filter to avoid it, or get your movie-watching gear together! See you there!

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  TOMORROW at 9pm eastern (that's 1am UTC Monday) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the Fediverse! This week we're watching VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1960) featuring creepy telepathic children! It's a Halloween special, should be great :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100064445/village-of-the-damned Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive...

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  Rough week this week, huh.

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117492344086146877 One hour until #MONSTERDON! Set up a hashtag filter to avoid it! Follow the links in the quoted post to find the movie! All other options are your own responsibility!

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117492344086146877 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #Movies #Cinema #Cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

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  THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the fediverse! This week we continue our Vincent Price-a-thon with THE HAUNTED PALACE (1963)! It's one of Roger Corman's adaptations of Poe's works, so it's either gonna be goofy spooky or just straight up goofy :P The flick's available free with ads on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100019689/haunted-palace O...

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  AND ALSO Was THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117464295749960661 It's about an hour until #Monsterdon! Best set up a hashtag block if you want to avoid it! If you want to join in, grab the movie from the links below and hit play at the top of the hour and toot along!

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  TODAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week our Vincent Price marathon continues with THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964) in which Vince plays... Well, the last man on Earth. Everyone else is a vampire now. It's a fun flick with some good moments in it, you should join in :D The flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/555696/the-last-man-on-earth-in-...

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  "You're whistling past the graveyard." Yeah, but the director didn't wanna do a musical :/ #Monsterdon

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  And as the Bat bleeds gently in the distance, we say adios and turn once more to the inevitable poll. Was THE BAT (1959) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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  Folks it is now about an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Best set up a hashtag filter if you want to avoid it. If you'd like to join in, this week we're continuing our October of Vincent Price movies with THE BAT (1959), a murder mystery featuring money, criminals, and yes, you guessed it, bats! The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/351000/the-bat Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org...

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117390508941389592 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #Movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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  Sometimes you start doing something for fun and then three years later you go, hold up, I actually *know stuff* about this now, when did this become a *skill* when did this become *knowledge*? Anyway I just made a joke about Jesus Franco and I'm blaming #Monsterdon for that <3

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  THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week, our monthlong Vincent Price-fest continues with THE BAT (1959), a murder mystery involving money, madmen in costumes, and you guessed it, BATS. Also stars Agnes Moorehead, so it should be pretty good :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/351000/the-bat Or you can downloa...

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117385892671497831 How'd you feel about HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) last night? You should vote in the poll about it :D #monsterdon #Scifi #horror #movies #cinema #cinemastodon

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  Welp, as Vince saunters over to the court to be exonerated of murder by a jury of 1950s white men, we say aloha and turn to the one last thing we do before leaving the theater: Was HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117384102068872974 Also I am once more shoving in your face this hokey Bermuda Triangle "documentary" that Vince narrated, it's a hoot and you should watch it :D #Monsterdon

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  Folks, it is now an hour-ish until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots by some movie-watching nerds, best set up a hashtag filter. If you want to join in, this week we're watching HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) part of our spooky season of Vincent Price movies. C'mon, it's a hoot :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100008717/house-on-haunted-hill Or you can download from Archive....

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  Oh hey, in honor of Spooky Season and this #Monsterdon month of Vincent Price, I offer you one of my very favorite stupid paranormal documentaries: THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE (1971), narrated by Vincent Price. It's goofy, it's hokey, and Vince is putting on his very best Deep Goth voice :D https://archive.org/details/the-devils-triangle #Paranormal #VincentPrice #Horror

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  RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117366967040834131 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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  THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the fediverse <3 This October we're watching a series of movies featuring everybody's favorite goth grandpa, Vincent Price! First up, HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959), a classic scream-fest in which an eccentric millionaire offers a princely sum of money to anyone who'll spend a night in his haunted mansion! The flick&#3...