2026-11-10 14:53 UTC
No thanks, Honey isn't vegan
Replies (8)
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@AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2026-11-10 15:15
Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s
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@marcie@lemmy.ml 2026-11-10 15:22
Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits
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@wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2026-11-10 17:53
Hi ho Kermit the frog here!
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@BreadOven@lemmy.world 2026-11-10 23:40
drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.
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@Gyroplast@pawb.social 2026-11-11 09:42
“Which floor?” Aro-ace is a superpower.
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@muhg@lemmygrad.ml 2026-11-11 17:03
I run my hand over every button and run out before the doors close. I refuse to interact.
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@FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 2026-11-12 03:36
I would open by bragging about how many secrets I know.
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@horus_son_of_isis@lemmy.world 2026-11-12 19:42
“Who here likes cocaine?”