2026-11-08 23:01 UTC
The Quietest Christmas
Have you planned your Christmas yet? Playskool heartily recommends buying a Strangle-Me Elmo for the quietest Christmas yet.
Replies (11)
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@BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2026-11-08 23:20
This photo violates British law.
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@wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-11-08 23:24
Poor Timmy never stood a chance against the onslaught of psychotic ticklage. 🥺
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-11-08 23:32
When your Elmo starts sounding like Brad Dourif…
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@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2026-11-09 05:16
The true story of Silent Night
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@DangerNooble@lemmy.world 2026-11-09 06:05
It’s “Come here you little shit” Elmo!
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@muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-09 06:28
Does Elmo’s head also spin around and around and around?
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@BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2026-11-09 13:53
Based on the slightly covered label, I’m assuming it’s “Big Savings Elmo” since kids are so expensive
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@iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world 2026-11-09 15:42
My gf loves videos of Elmo being aggressive with the hosts
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@VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2026-11-09 16:42
Buy a Zippo lighter Elmo. Yes, his lid makes that famous Zippo click sound!
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@Etterra@discuss.online 2026-11-09 22:51
But what if I don’t want to buy my Elmo his own toddler?
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@msfroh@lemmy.ca 2026-11-10 02:32
That Elmo can’t be sold in the UK anymore.