2026-01-19 21:55 UTC
Just checking in on my investment portfolio, because apparently computers are appreciating assets now.
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@BernardSheppard@mastodon.au 2026-01-19 22:23
@malwaretech G.Skill RAM Tulip-Bulb Edition
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@gabriel@mastodon.samfira.com 2026-01-19 22:26
@malwaretech I decided to salvage the RAM from my 6 year old Roborock. I can now pay off my mortgage and still have some left to send my kid to collage.
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@VampirePenguin@mastodon.social 2026-01-19 23:04
@malwaretech Sam Altman is a slippery bag of monkey shit. Fuck him to hell.
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@NocturnalNessa@infosec.exchange 2026-02-25 14:46
@malwaretech i am piecing together this little nas thing and for the case i got this little lock box people use to store their valuables, and i wrote "no cash inside. this is a computer server" on the top to dissuade ne'er-do-wells from breaking into it, and maybe i should cover that up actually