2026-10-27 04:37 UTC
Replies (14)
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@turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2026-10-27 04:42
surely almost everyone just places a pickup order online
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@TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2026-10-27 05:00
Too nervous to ask for the buzzy butt so I’ll just ask for 6 strokers and then act like I forgot and then be like “Oh yeah and one buzzy butt. its for my sister”
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@Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-27 05:32
I would me more worries about creeping out the clerk, especially if it’s a young she, like they often are.
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@strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-27 07:48
I fucked up self-checkout at my local CVS, and the clerk had to come take the toy out of one of those anti-theft canisters. Luckily, I was girlmoding at the time, and so I (hopefully) passed enough to not look like a creepy guy. Bravest thing I’ve ever done in my life, lowkey.
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@decolo@piefed.social 2026-10-27 09:26
Is that a hemorrhoid treatment mixed in with sex toys? or what else could a ‘tush cush’ be
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@Jumi@lemmy.world 2026-10-27 11:41
I don’t get it, who cares if some random person who’s name I don’t even know sees me buying a buttplug?
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@bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-27 12:50
This CVS knows it’s audience; Putting the sex toys right below the Pokemon Cards.
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@Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-27 13:28
What, you don’t ask for the price and haggle first?
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@zangwill@lemmy.zip 2026-10-27 14:23
“Could you please give me The Stroker?”
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@FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2026-10-27 17:19
Hey, hey come closer. I’m one =>" buzzy bee"<= wink wink. Cash: heh? I’ll have the “thrilling experience” eh? Cash: …OH! Oh you mean the, sure no problem. scan fails Cash through mic: “pricecheck at checkout please” Storeclerk yells: I can’t come over right now, just tell me the product!!! Cashmic: it’s erm… it’s kinda…feedback noise Customer: IT’S A BUZZY BUT SEXTOY FOR ME OK?!!! TODAY PLEASE?
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@Stolas@lemmy.ca 2026-10-27 18:25
I feel worse for the cashier. Having to grab the toys for people but also the Pokemon cards too, which are likely behind there to prevent scalpers from just taking every pack off the shelf. Having to tell people the limits on the amount of packs they can purchase is probably very stressful.
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@yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-27 21:31
Now imagine calling store employee for help of picking one, ask if they may know products they selling, ask for recommendations, ask if they have them in pink color, or brown.
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@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-27 23:20
$38 is an insane price for a silicone butt plug
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@IntroSkeptic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-28 17:04
“I…I.ii…iits FOR CHESS!”