2026-05-10 19:06 UTC
really good post #duck (long text but so worth it)
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@OccasionalDucks@c.im 2026-05-10 19:14
@quagga@mastodon.ie “personally invented ducks.” ROFL. Thank you :-D
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@Knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk 2026-05-11 11:34
@quagga@mastodon.ie Duck? Duck... GO!!
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@DarkMatterZine@mastodon.social 2026-05-11 11:41
@quagga@mastodon.ie the problem with chooks raising ducklings is mama chook has a nervous breakdown when her duckling inevitably decides that the water bowl looks like a perfect swimming pool.
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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social 2026-05-11 22:56
@quagga@mastodon.ie somewhere out there there's a murderous duck tyrant with a prophecy that "no bird hatched by duck shall harm him."