@grahamefleming@c.im I was looking at a display over the weekend showing all the things that killed more people in a year than sharks do, and it said vending machines kill 3 a year, which makes me wonder what people are doing with vending machines. On the one hand, I accept statistics and tend to believe reassurances that things are basically safe, but I also tend to like the 0% odds of being killed by a shark when I'm not in water where they are (along with my near zero odds of being killed in a plane crash if I don't get on a plane, though I can't discount the slim possibility one might crash into me. I suppose there are even slimmer odds that a shark might get me in a sharknado, but I think the wind would be the bigger threat there.)