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@ZDL@mstdn.social

2026-11-04 23:23 UTC

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Oh, no, you misunderstand. I don't smoke. I just have OTHER people's cigarette smoke follow me around like that campfire picture. I'm at the bus stop. Someone lights up. A breeze blows the smoke at me. I move upwind. The breeze shifts and blows the smoke at me. Same for any place where smokers light up: the smoke somehow finds itself streaming to me. (Maybe I'm so hot I create an updraft? 🤭)

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