2026-11-04 23:23 UTC
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Oh, no, you misunderstand. I don't smoke. I just have OTHER people's cigarette smoke follow me around like that campfire picture.
I'm at the bus stop. Someone lights up. A breeze blows the smoke at me. I move upwind. The breeze shifts and blows the smoke at me.
Same for any place where smokers light up: the smoke somehow finds itself streaming to me. (Maybe I'm so hot I create an updraft? 🤭)
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 2026-11-04 23:24
@ZDL@mstdn.social ohhh! that's terrible!