Post by @KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lol

2026-10-21 15:04 UTC

Every goddamn tutorial video… Congrats. You’ve just pissed me off with you droning on and on. “Hey guys, welcome back to Dipshit McGillicuddy’s. Today we’re going to be, uh, doing this simple, uh, tutorial. All you gotta do is use these links and follow, us, these instructions. Sometimes I get confused on this and not sure what to d— And thats when my father decided to tell me that he once grabbed JD Salinger’s a— I think it went wrong when I snitched on Big— And thats how you do it.” I will sacrifice your first born.

Replies (5)

@Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2026-10-21 15:14

Fuck video tutorials. Write it down you lazy fucks.

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@karashta@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-21 15:19

I just want to Ctrl+f some keywords in the text to find what I need, not listen to ten years of rambling back story

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@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-21 16:09

And then you find one that’s halfway decent and bearable, except the video is 5 years old and step one references a menu that no longer exists. I installed Ardour over a year ago, I have yet to create any music with it. I’ll give you one guess why.

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@otacon239@lemmy.world 2026-10-21 16:18

I made a whole website for my squadron in Elite:Dangerous for this exact reason. I hated having to send people to shitty YouTube tutorials to learn, so I just wrote my own guides from scratch.

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@Saganaki@lemmy.zip 2026-11-06 12:44

The only way I can do any videos at this point is 2x speed. Unless they have a strong accent then 1.5x speed. Even with meds. Something about it being 2x speed makes me actually able to focus on it. Just can’t do it otherwise.

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