2026-01-02 20:57 UTC
@docwu@troet.cafe @bit101@mstdn.social I used to know dozens of these. I still know more...
"A Canadian I know
Intros his mother and goes
That's my Maw, eh."
"A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan,
That's a Māori."
"When swimming in the sea
if a serpent bite your knee
That's a Moray."
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@Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social 2026-01-02 21:01
@docwu@troet.cafe @bit101@mstdn.social He's a card, he's a ham, His last name's Amsterdam He's a Morey." Credit goes to Spider Robinson for creating this trend, in his books about Callihan's Tavern.
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@roblosricos@mastodon.social 2026-01-02 23:17
@Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social @docwu@troet.cafe @bit101@mstdn.social when an eel's swimming by and it bites out your eye, it'a a moray!