So my blood pressure was slightly high so my doctor had me taking readings every so often. I took one at lunch today and it was so high I went in for a cardiac check at the ER. It wasn't all bad, however. Not only was I not having a heart attack,... and my blood pressure went back down (though it was still high) - I was in non-binary mode today, with almost no changes to my appearance, and the doctor got confused and became convinced I was a transmasculine individual, and I asked if I was trying to use minoxidil to grow a beard. Listen, I gotta tell you, almost never does anyone guess the wrong direction, but holy fucking shit. I love the idea that this doctor could look at my medical charts and guess wrong.